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doorhammer 

A good friend to have. Loud, funny, sometimes lame though. Rejected my halloween costume idea because she thought it was too childish. They repeat words 1000 times to be funny. Believed bonskinny was our friend Valerie. Isn’t allowed any social media except youtube and refuses to give me her phone number. I thought they were a basic tiktok girl when we first met.
Wanna hang with me and doorhammer?

Doorhammer goofy ash.
doorhammer by craigtuckeer September 5, 2022
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a person from Dumfries Scotland. Got the name from towns more north than dumfries because people from dumfries say am gan doon hame
Look at that doonhamer
doonhamer by Jack Laidlaw October 9, 2006

Poorhammer 

1. Playing Warhammer or Warhammer 40k without the expensive models produced by Games Workshop. Typically using cut out pieces of cardboard or slips of paper, painstakingly cut into the proper sizes and marked.
Dude screw going to the game-store, they won't let us poorhammer players join in.

My hand is so cramped from cutting poorhammer pieces all last night.
Poorhammer by Everplayer September 17, 2010

Mexican doorhanger 

When you accidentally walk into a room and unknowingly find three or more guys having a gay orgy.
Jacob was out knocking on doors to notify home owners of the water outage when he accidentally walked in on a Mexican doorhanger. He was never the same after seeing that.

Crucial Drophammer

Godly object. Generated by Christian after putting in Raysels garbled gibberish into babelfish.
Chibi_Saiyan_Christian: Is afraid me. I transmit the crucial drophammer, those women who rob you!

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<Tone> *TRANSMITS THE CRUCIAL DROPHAMMER*
<Victim> OMFG~

Drophammer

A term for a negro. Usually used incognito so you can talk about blacks without them knowing whom you mean.
"Look at that pack of drophammers by the arcade....let's go somewhere else"

"What's that smell? Must be that drophammer over there"

"That Mike Tyson is one big, bad ear-biting drophammer!"
Drophammer by The Av September 21, 2005

doorslammer 

See that guy over there? He's definitely a doorslammer.

Lots of women are good friends with doorslammers.
doorslammer by MLC August 24, 2006