donkeyfish

DonkeyFish: Is a poker term/description for a player that is a fish (bad player) that donks (loses) his money. The 2 words have become very common in the poker world when describing bad players who lose their money.

"What a donk" "That fish called me with that" "That guy's a donkeyfish for life"

donkeyfish by Robert J. Croak April 21, 2008

Donkeyshover

A Poker Player who shoves all their chips in preflop,reguardless of the size of the blinds or the amount in the pot

God dam it, he shoved all in,What a dam Donkeyshover!!

Donkeyshover by Calibobert November 2, 2010

donkeyfest 

The annual gathering and party of the Donks. Usually associated with beer, great food, cornhole, beer pong, great people, and a great time. Each year Donkeyfest gets bigger and better.

Max - "How strong was Donkeyfest last night?"
Rob - "Strong, Dog. Strong roll. Can't wait for the next one."

donkeyfest by SJ1711 October 20, 2011

Monkeyfishing 

To write a story on a web site (the more respectable and prominent the better) that is complete and abject bullshit. From a famous incident involving Slate magazine where a writer wrote a story positing a sport involving fishing rods, oranges and simians, and (surprise!) it all turned out to be fabricated.

Obama is really the love child of Raquel Welch and Sammy Davis Junior? Interesting theory, but I think you're monkeyfishing.

Monkeyfishing by Odgred Weary October 20, 2010

donkeyshow 

a live show in which a woman has sex (oral, anal, vaginal) with a mule or donkey. they are usually found in seedy areas of border towns in Mexico. yes they really do exist and aren't terribly hard to find

for Jeff's bachelor party let's go to Tijuana and see a donkey show

donkeyshow by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

Donkeyfiddle 

basically another word for bullshit

Person 1: You’re cheating on me Patricia!!!
Person 2: That’s some donkeyfiddle i’ve ever heard any!

Donkeyfiddle by Luisa Rowskinkowsky January 23, 2022

Donkeyshit 

Something that is more silly, fake, or stupid

"The movie Bruno, has more donkey shit than Borat"

"All of the videos parodying Greatest WOW Freak Out are all Donkeyshit"

Donkeyshit by Supermike6 August 14, 2009