donkeyfest 

The annual gathering and party of the Donks. Usually associated with beer, great food, cornhole, beer pong, great people, and a great time. Each year Donkeyfest gets bigger and better.

Max - "How strong was Donkeyfest last night?"
Rob - "Strong, Dog. Strong roll. Can't wait for the next one."

donkeyfest by SJ1711 October 20, 2011

donkfest 

A poker game in which all of the players are terrible, make stupid bets, calls, etc. No skilled required to play, just pure dumb luck because the players are so clueless.

I went to Sherri's the other night for a poker tournament, but it was a complete donkfest!

donkfest by Steel69 January 22, 2014

donkeyfoot 

dong, dawng-, duhng-kee-foot
noun: INFORMAL, SLANG

an effect created by a pair of pants or shorts that fit very tightly around a woman's groin, drawing attention to the with of her vagina.

not to be mistaken for a "cameltoe" which draws attention to the outline of a vulva.

Origin of donkeyfoot
from the alleged similarity between this effect and the shape, which resembles bulb of the donkey's hoof

Those tight fitting pants showed off her donkeyfoot, causing all the boys to stare at her crotch.

Though her pants didn't collect between her pudenda, the shape emphasized her donkeyfoot tastefully.

donkeyfoot by donkeyFoot October 24, 2018

Donkeymaster 

Donkeymaster is the hottest, steamiest, meanest bitch of them all. Donkeymaster isnt just hot, he's also the king of the world. He has all the passes you can think of. Donkeymaster also has a second, not really hot, partner named Pyromania.

Oh my god donkeymaster sent me a picture of his grandparents

Really! Your lucky...

Donkeymaster by MY MOM69 October 1, 2018

donkeyist 

Noun
An organism who shows or feels discrimination or prejudice against donkeys as a species or believes that other species or organisms are superior to donkeys.

emoji producer: donkeys don't deserve to have a specific emoji but extinct dinosaurs and exotic peacocks do :)
a random person: don't be donkeyist!!

donkeyist by mumma clawdaya April 2, 2019

Donkeyesque 

When a ridiculously wrong situation is out of your control and is completely caused by a donkey (ass) individual. The situation takes on the characteristics of the responsible party for the absurdity and becomes donkeyesque.

Dave: I've been waiting for two weeks for the help desk to replace my keyboard, that's not something you want to wait two weeks to replace.

Matt: yeah, that's a long time, what's the hold up? that's ridiculous!

Dave: It's beyond ridiculous. This situation is truly donkeyesque.

Donkeyesque by jdjx56 July 23, 2010

donkeyfish

DonkeyFish: Is a poker term/description for a player that is a fish (bad player) that donks (loses) his money. The 2 words have become very common in the poker world when describing bad players who lose their money.

"What a donk" "That fish called me with that" "That guy's a donkeyfish for life"

donkeyfish by Robert J. Croak April 21, 2008