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Donkeyiser 

A Donkeyiser is a specified type of internet troll requiring many years of training and practice. There is only one known such troll, an Irish teenager who simply goes by the name "Donkeyiser". In the event of meeting this person you should quote "Tha game" to him.

Donkeyiser specializes in making the victim look like a Donkey (or an ass) by devaluing forum posts and decrediting the author. The victim is then said to be "Donkeyised".
Donkeyiser
Donkeyiser by Donkeyiser, the only. December 6, 2011
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donkeyscrew 

1. named at someone as if to say they would bang a donkey or simply saying dumbass in a more unique way

2. a shouted explitive such as dammit or shit
1. "You're supposed to flush the toilet when you finish you donkeyscrew."

2. (you drop a heavy object on your foot) "donkeyscrew!!"
donkeyscrew by Mikey Mac July 16, 2006

donkeyist 

Noun
An organism who shows or feels discrimination or prejudice against donkeys as a species or believes that other species or organisms are superior to donkeys.
emoji producer: donkeys don't deserve to have a specific emoji but extinct dinosaurs and exotic peacocks do :)
a random person: don't be donkeyist!!
donkeyist by mumma clawdaya April 2, 2019

donkeyjeremy 

Donkey Jeremy is the heart of the YouTuber Smallishbeans’ religion Jeremyism. hE iS THe BeST!
donkeyjeremy life
donkeyjeremy by Jeremyism4life October 1, 2020

donkeyseller 

anyone who has the name "donkeyseller" is automatically superior, better from others,good at life,knows about everything,and is NEVER wrong, oh and a side note THEY DON'T SELL DONKEYS SO STOP ASKING.
he is like an "donkeyseller" but less superior
donkeyseller by whahhahahaha January 11, 2022

donkeyism 

the act of being stubborn like a donkey.
Mike is very stubborn, He has a bad case of Donkeyism
donkeyism by Miss.Sara November 27, 2006
When a donkey bends over another donkey and fucks then right in the pussy.
Hey bro let’s have donkeysex
Donkeysex by Ur gay u fag October 29, 2019
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