donkeyshow 

a live show in which a woman has sex (oral, anal, vaginal) with a mule or donkey. they are usually found in seedy areas of border towns in Mexico. yes they really do exist and aren't terribly hard to find

for Jeff's bachelor party let's go to Tijuana and see a donkey show

donkeyshow by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

donkeyshow 

a porn, usually a good one, involving a girl and a donkey giving each other head and pleasuring themselves with peanut butter

Alex's mom loves to participate in the donkey show on the spice channel.

donkeyshow by Lauren Barton November 1, 2003

donkeyshow 

The opposite of horrorshow. Something excessively bad, undesirable, or destructive to all those involved. Inspired by the Nadsat vocabulary made famous by A Clockwork Orange.

Real donkeyshow, mate.

donkeyshow by Ixra October 18, 2008

donkeyshow 

Something incredible or ridiculous to the point of surreality.

1. A man walks into a bar and everyone is having sex, there is one woman who is alone and she is already on her knees waiting, "Man, this is some serious donkeyshow shit!"

2. Did you see that guy walking down the street wearing that donkeyshow hat?

donkeyshow by Diggerdowntrigger August 25, 2006

monkeyshow 

a show made even for monkeys or by monkeys

Joe: Hey Jeff! Wanna go to the Monkeyshow downtown?
Jeff: Sure Joe! I would love to go to the Monkeyshow downtown!

monkeyshow by mopsguden November 8, 2023

donkey show 

The infamous act of a girl getting fucked by a donkey cock, whilst paying gentlemen gather around and watch.

Davey and I want to go to Mexico to pick up some Rx's and see a donkey show, cause we'd love to see a girl who's in so much need of money or cock that she'd fuck a donkey.

donkey show by Bramble July 23, 2004

donkey show 

as stated above, refers to a woman getting fucked by a donkey, often performed for the pleasure of refined gentleman.

one variation (specifically found in tijuana) is a competition in which different whores fuck the donkey. the depth to which they are penetrated is marked by tying a red ribbon (a la tony orlando and dawn) 'round the donkey's cock. the girl who takes it the deepest wins (i guess?).

person: what's that gold medal for?

whore: i won first prize at the tijuana donkey show.

donkey show by the fishy April 30, 2005