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Donkeydish 

The act of taking a penis then cutting it off the owner then putting it in a hot pocket adding ketchup mayo then horse reddish then sticking it in your anus letting it sit for 5 min
then proceeding to eat it
Im bout to make a Donkeydish, want one?
Donkeydish by The long stroke December 13, 2012

Donkeydinodick 

When the massiveness of a mans dick scares even the most emotionless person
Dude this guys donkeydinodick is poking my eye out
Donkeydinodick by Donkeydinoman July 18, 2020

Donkeyshover

A Poker Player who shoves all their chips in preflop,reguardless of the size of the blinds or the amount in the pot
God dam it, he shoved all in,What a dam Donkeyshover!!
Donkeyshover by Calibobert November 2, 2010

donkeyshow 

a live show in which a woman has sex (oral, anal, vaginal) with a mule or donkey. they are usually found in seedy areas of border towns in Mexico. yes they really do exist and aren't terribly hard to find
for Jeff's bachelor party let's go to Tijuana and see a donkey show

donkeydick 

Man with very large penis
also hung like horse
;)
donkeydick by Rangi Bro May 7, 2003

DonkeyDini 

A combination of the Donkey Punch and classic Houdini. After knocking your partner out, keep your cock erect and wait for them to wake up. When they do, cum in their face.
I Donkey punched you sister last night but didn't cum before she went limp. So I pulled a DonkeyDini instead.
DonkeyDini by JJBlackink April 11, 2008

Donkeyshit 

Something that is more silly, fake, or stupid
"The movie Bruno, has more donkey shit than Borat"

"All of the videos parodying Greatest WOW Freak Out are all Donkeyshit"
Donkeyshit by Supermike6 August 14, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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