deetering

The act (or lack thereof) of being lazy.

The newspaper almost didn't make it to press because the staff was so intent on deetering instead of working.

by Malcom XXX May 13, 2005

deepeeing

The taking in if two penis's from two guys at one time. The verb of double penetration.

"Abbhi and Steve were deepeeing Vicky and the dog tried to join in. I have it all on video!"

by smokepipe30 February 26, 2010

Deering High School

A school in Portland, Maine mainly composed of your stereotypical cliques, and full of complete douchebags you will want to punch in the balls (you know who you are). Also spends 500 bucks a year on every other club while 20k a year on football. Bought us all laptops to use, which made us harder hit than the national debt, but who cares. Everyone abuses the privilege playing call of duty on them. Not all bad because some kids there sell good weed.

If you know this school, you're better off going to Casco Bay. But not Portland high, Portland high is crappier than Deering.

8th grader: yo man when we graduate lets go to deering high school together.

8th grader2: fuck that, that place is for faggot assholes, lets go to casco bay.

8th grader: sounds good.

by nooba-li-cious November 14, 2011

Deterdinged

When an extremely unlikely event happens that causes you harm, great annoyance or problems.

“Bro, the post mans parking break gave out and his truck rolled down and slammed into my car. I’ve been Deterdinged!”

by JMRR11 August 8, 2021

Dextering

When you have sex with a girl who is having her period... its a bloody crime scene.

Do you want to give me a dextering tonight?

by Queen Shabubu September 1, 2019

anal teetering

Verb: Anal teetering is the act of rubbing and stimulating the asshole to be used as a form of pleasure. Usually during anal teetering the asshole loosens to the point where the finger, dick, tongue or object breaks the cusp of the asshole and penetrates the asshole. In males this usually leads to a premature ejaculation if the receiver of the anal teetering is enjoying it.

Delmiro got his first anal teetering and a came within 4 minutes, he was so embarassed and confused.

by Delnino Teeter January 28, 2008

Destringing dick cheese

The act of pulling sperm out of your penis after an orgasm

Destringing dick cheese

Last night after I beat off I destrung dick cheese.
Deestringing dick cheese is an odd feeling.

by H3yY0B0yY019 March 14, 2018