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Dithering 

The action of inserting ones genitals into a pvc pipe for sexual pleasure. Generally the PVC pipe has some form of synthetic vagina. Usually consisting of raw meat or Starches.
Hey bill, do you want to hang out tonight? I'm planning on getting some serious dithering in on my old pipe.
Dithering by reeetards May 5, 2018

Dithering 

Cold, wet, windy weather.
It's dithering out there lad, bring yer coat.
Dithering by Shortricci December 2, 2024

Dithering Goon 

Individuals of chronic goon proportion. So very stupid that before they eventually and expectedly fuck up they annoyingly dither around before doing so.
Paul: Will, why is James calling me asking for repeat numbers, have you mucked it up again?
Will: Hang on. Oh so sorry, I didn’t mean to fuck that right up.
Mickey: You cocked up the online page again! You are a fucking dithering goon.
Dithering Goon by Raja Daswani October 8, 2007

dithering prat 

Someone who has an asshole as a fucking brain. they can be found wearing underwear on their heads and playing air guitar at rock concerts. so basically someone who acts shitfaced all the time.
dithering prat by nourmarie August 5, 2007

dithering frenchman 

any activity undertaken by the french
Dithering Frenchman's defense of the motherland: pick 1

WW 1

WW II
dithering frenchman by gunnet August 29, 2009

Hick-dickering 

Screwing around, wasting time, and/or fucking the dog.
While Deano became a successful cab driver, Shelby spent all his days hick-dickering about and crying over that bitch Leah.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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