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crittering 

One who takes and uses a resource meant for sharing in a manner similar to a small woodland critter, like a squirrel eating food. This person may abscond with food and eat it quickly in hiding, in order to avoid it getting taken from others who may claim it as theirs.
He spotted the girl crittering food at the party and cleverly won a dinner date with her later that night.
crittering by obx2009 June 1, 2009

drivering 

This simply means to become a driver (as Jacob puts it) :P
Drivering and Passengering are on the same key.

-Props to Jacob for the new word XD-
drivering by Posty August 27, 2005

frittering 

spazing out due to maximum frustration or uber meth smoking symptoms include erratic behavior, wide eyes, shaking , and rapid placement of lounge furniture.
Joe was frittering out after a hard night on it......

gaz started to convulse due to his frittering that night....
frittering by doughboi12345 August 7, 2012

dithering 

taking ages to do a job or being intentionally slow
Zac knew he was supposed to have washed the dishes an hour ago but he was dithering about in the back garden, hoping eventually she'd forget about it.
dithering by Wordnerd125 October 31, 2014

Dithering Goon 

Individuals of chronic goon proportion. So very stupid that before they eventually and expectedly fuck up they annoyingly dither around before doing so.
Paul: Will, why is James calling me asking for repeat numbers, have you mucked it up again?
Will: Hang on. Oh so sorry, I didn’t mean to fuck that right up.
Mickey: You cocked up the online page again! You are a fucking dithering goon.
Dithering Goon by Raja Daswani October 8, 2007

dithering prat 

Someone who has an asshole as a fucking brain. they can be found wearing underwear on their heads and playing air guitar at rock concerts. so basically someone who acts shitfaced all the time.
God fucking damnit!!!You dithering prat!
dithering prat by nourmarie August 5, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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