drittering

Driving while posting to your twitter account. Usually thorough your iphone or blackberry

I was drittering about the crappy driver in front my me while heading to work

by renegadepotato March 30, 2009

crittering

One who takes and uses a resource meant for sharing in a manner similar to a small woodland critter, like a squirrel eating food. This person may abscond with food and eat it quickly in hiding, in order to avoid it getting taken from others who may claim it as theirs.

He spotted the girl crittering food at the party and cleverly won a dinner date with her later that night.

by obx2009 June 1, 2009

drivering

This simply means to become a driver (as Jacob puts it) :P

Drivering and Passengering are on the same key.

-Props to Jacob for the new word XD-

by Posty August 27, 2005

frittering

spazing out due to maximum frustration or uber meth smoking symptoms include erratic behavior, wide eyes, shaking , and rapid placement of lounge furniture.

Joe was frittering out after a hard night on it......

gaz started to convulse due to his frittering that night....

by doughboi12345 August 7, 2012

dithering

taking ages to do a job or being intentionally slow

Zac knew he was supposed to have washed the dishes an hour ago but he was dithering about in the back garden, hoping eventually she'd forget about it.

by Wordnerd125 October 31, 2014

Dithering Goon

Individuals of chronic goon proportion. So very stupid that before they eventually and expectedly fuck up they annoyingly dither around before doing so.

Paul: Will, why is James calling me asking for repeat numbers, have you mucked it up again?
Will: Hang on. Oh so sorry, I didn’t mean to fuck that right up.
Mickey: You cocked up the online page again! You are a fucking dithering goon.

by Raja Daswani October 8, 2007

dithering prat

Someone who has an asshole as a fucking brain. they can be found wearing underwear on their heads and playing air guitar at rock concerts. so basically someone who acts shitfaced all the time.

God fucking damnit!!!You dithering prat!

by nourmarie August 5, 2007