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Doctoring
Doctoring can be simply defined as having overwhelming odds in your favor but still offering congratulations to the victor before victory has even occurred in hopes of thwarting the tides of victory to said victim.
s.doctoring
when a guy and his date are sitting together on the ground, and the guy puts his head in his date's lap,
instead of the other way around.
instead of the other way around.
s.doctoring by nooel September 1, 2007
Plague Doctoring
Stuffing a womans private area with herbs and flowers to reduce the odor, similar to how Plague Doctors stuffed their masks to cover the smell of dead bodies.
Plague Doctoring by Eady The Sweetie September 26, 2025
Hassle Doctrine
Boogie attempted to use Castle Doctrine against Frank, but Frank pulls a chad move and calls Hassle Doctrine against Boogie the fatfuck.
Hassle Doctrine by MDEFOREVER October 3, 2020
Engadine Doctrine
(ĕng′gə-dēn′ dŏk′trĭn)
The principle of miring in indecision during a crisis until the march of time forces an action upon you
The principle of miring in indecision during a crisis until the march of time forces an action upon you
I feel like my guts are about to explode all over this McDonalds but the Engadine Doctrine states I should wait until my socks are soggy before going to the bathroom to deal with the crisis in my pants.
Engadine Doctrine by MTowke April 9, 2022
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