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doctoring 

Fixing, altering, changing something to suit ones own purpose.
I doctored my drink with some shizzle.
doctoring by =[LLC]= July 26, 2005

Doctoring 

Doctoring can be simply defined as having overwhelming odds in your favor but still offering congratulations to the victor before victory has even occurred in hopes of thwarting the tides of victory to said victim.
In Fastasy Football for Example, Diggstown Dalies sends a congrats text message to Beers and Tears, even though the game was in hand thus Doctoring in hopes of keeping the tides from having any chance of changing.
Doctoring by anonymous December 3, 2020

s.doctoring  

when a guy and his date are sitting together on the ground, and the guy puts his head in his date's lap,
instead of the other way around.
" I know you're shorter than her, but really, did you have to start s.doctoring ? "
s.doctoring by nooel September 1, 2007

Plague Doctoring 

Stuffing a womans private area with herbs and flowers to reduce the odor, similar to how Plague Doctors stuffed their masks to cover the smell of dead bodies.
"I had to do some Plague Doctoring with my date last night".
Plague Doctoring by Eady The Sweetie September 26, 2025

Hassle Doctrine 

To take someones house and fuck them
Boogie attempted to use Castle Doctrine against Frank, but Frank pulls a chad move and calls Hassle Doctrine against Boogie the fatfuck.
Hassle Doctrine by MDEFOREVER October 3, 2020

Engadine Doctrine 

(ĕng′gə-dēn′ dŏk′trĭn)

The principle of miring in indecision during a crisis until the march of time forces an action upon you
I feel like my guts are about to explode all over this McDonalds but the Engadine Doctrine states I should wait until my socks are soggy before going to the bathroom to deal with the crisis in my pants.
Engadine Doctrine by MTowke April 9, 2022
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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