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doctoring 

Fixing, altering, changing something to suit ones own purpose.
I doctored my drink with some shizzle.
doctoring by =[LLC]= July 26, 2005

Doctoring 

Doctoring can be simply defined as having overwhelming odds in your favor but still offering congratulations to the victor before victory has even occurred in hopes of thwarting the tides of victory to said victim.
In Fastasy Football for Example, Diggstown Dalies sends a congrats text message to Beers and Tears, even though the game was in hand thus Doctoring in hopes of keeping the tides from having any chance of changing.
Doctoring by anonymous December 3, 2020

s.doctoring  

when a guy and his date are sitting together on the ground, and the guy puts his head in his date's lap,
instead of the other way around.
" I know you're shorter than her, but really, did you have to start s.doctoring ? "
s.doctoring by nooel September 1, 2007

Plague Doctoring 

Stuffing a womans private area with herbs and flowers to reduce the odor, similar to how Plague Doctors stuffed their masks to cover the smell of dead bodies.
"I had to do some Plague Doctoring with my date last night".
Plague Doctoring by Eady The Sweetie September 26, 2025

Hassle Doctrine 

To take someones house and fuck them
Boogie attempted to use Castle Doctrine against Frank, but Frank pulls a chad move and calls Hassle Doctrine against Boogie the fatfuck.
Hassle Doctrine by MDEFOREVER October 3, 2020

Engadine Doctrine 

(ĕng′gə-dēn′ dŏk′trĭn)

The principle of miring in indecision during a crisis until the march of time forces an action upon you
I feel like my guts are about to explode all over this McDonalds but the Engadine Doctrine states I should wait until my socks are soggy before going to the bathroom to deal with the crisis in my pants.
Engadine Doctrine by MTowke April 9, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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