doesche
Noun: A more general and slightly derrogotory form of “douche” to be pronounced in a Godfather-esque tone.
doesche by joslaposta March 8, 2018
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Shelby Drescher
Shelby Drescher
She is a very beautiful girl. Smart, sarcastic, funny, bubbly and is a very charming girl. She's got the prettiest hair, prettiest eyes. Those are her best physical features besides her huge ass! She is nice and has good morals. Sometimes she can be a handful, insensitive, can be a bit conceited sometimes and all around bitchy but she has good intentions. People typically misunderstand her. She is nice unless you are on her bad side.
She is a very beautiful girl. Smart, sarcastic, funny, bubbly and is a very charming girl. She's got the prettiest hair, prettiest eyes. Those are her best physical features besides her huge ass! She is nice and has good morals. Sometimes she can be a handful, insensitive, can be a bit conceited sometimes and all around bitchy but she has good intentions. People typically misunderstand her. She is nice unless you are on her bad side.
"Damn look at that fine ass!"
"Yeah that's Shelby Drescher for ya! She's got everything you could want in a girl."
"Yeah that's Shelby Drescher for ya! She's got everything you could want in a girl."
Shelby Drescher by Shelbydrescher May 6, 2013
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Dousche Magousch
One who makes a point to say the most rediculous things at the worst possible time, often to the listeners misfoutune. It is always part of a Dousche Magousch's plan to use this to get a promotion, gold star, etc.
The talk with the boss was going fine, until Richard poked his head in and said, "you forgot to clock out last night!" I was fired. Richard is a fucking Dousche Magousch.
Dousche Magousch by Andrew Werlinger November 7, 2006
douschenheimer
a person who is dousche to the max that german needs to be added to it
a combination of american and german
a combination of american and german
douschenheimer by eruuuuuka August 25, 2009
dousche armada
* 5 Guys in Polos and Plaid Shorts walk into a bar*
Guy at bar:Holy crap who invited the dousche armada?
Guy at bar:Holy crap who invited the dousche armada?
dousche armada by Dousche Armada Spotter August 11, 2009
Deosche
take a break during work hours and indulge yourself with a power nap (beauty sleep). Usually a relatively good "The Deosche" takes between 45 min and 90min but longer cases have occured.
Dousche
Dousche by douche1394 July 17, 2009