doesche 

Noun: A more general and slightly derrogotory form of “douche” to be pronounced in a Godfather-esque tone.

“Fuggedabout it, that’s guy’s a fuckin’ doesche and I want my money!”

doesche by joslaposta March 8, 2018

Shelby Drescher

Shelby Drescher

She is a very beautiful girl. Smart, sarcastic, funny, bubbly and is a very charming girl. She's got the prettiest hair, prettiest eyes. Those are her best physical features besides her huge ass! She is nice and has good morals. Sometimes she can be a handful, insensitive, can be a bit conceited sometimes and all around bitchy but she has good intentions. People typically misunderstand her. She is nice unless you are on her bad side.

"Damn look at that fine ass!"
"Yeah that's Shelby Drescher for ya! She's got everything you could want in a girl."

Shelby Drescher by Shelbydrescher May 6, 2013

Dousche Magousch

One who makes a point to say the most rediculous things at the worst possible time, often to the listeners misfoutune. It is always part of a Dousche Magousch's plan to use this to get a promotion, gold star, etc.

The talk with the boss was going fine, until Richard poked his head in and said, "you forgot to clock out last night!" I was fired. Richard is a fucking Dousche Magousch.

Dousche Magousch by Andrew Werlinger November 7, 2006

douschenheimer 

a person who is dousche to the max that german needs to be added to it
a combination of american and german

gosh sarah is such a douschenheimer

douschenheimer by eruuuuuka August 25, 2009

dousche armada 

A group of people all dressing similarly and just all look like dousches. Hence the dousche armada.

* 5 Guys in Polos and Plaid Shorts walk into a bar*
Guy at bar:Holy crap who invited the dousche armada?

dousche armada by Dousche Armada Spotter August 11, 2009

Deosche 

take a break during work hours and indulge yourself with a power nap (beauty sleep). Usually a relatively good "The Deosche" takes between 45 min and 90min but longer cases have occured.

Too much work today, It`s time for a Deosche

Deosche by Krivak April 1, 2022

Dousche 

A misspelling of the word "douche."

"Dude, that guy is a huge dousche."
"Douche doesn't have an s in it, retard."

Dousche by douche1394 July 17, 2009