Dousche 

A misspelling of the word "douche."

"Dude, that guy is a huge dousche."
"Douche doesn't have an s in it, retard."

Dousche by douche1394 July 17, 2009

Dousche 

Pronounced: Dou-sha

A general term for an asshole or douche who is driving a Porsche or similar style of car. A typical Dousche is driving like they have been blindfolded with the inside of their own asshole and gagged with their own scrotum, or looks like a general rat-fuck.

Passenger: Woah that ass just cut us off!

Driver: yeah WTF is that guys problem, driving like a complete dick in a fancy car.

Passenger: That guy is a complete Dousche.

Dousche by Total Dousche June 26, 2016

Dousche 

A misspelling.

Some dumb shit Mat made up.

Doesn’t make any sense.

I bought these dousche glasses at the gas station for $5 bro! Total score!

Dousche by Omfg_rachael March 11, 2019

Dousche 

A person who kills a buz, or high.

Dude Pres. Bush is a huge dousche!

Dousche by Robben Sanguinet August 21, 2005

Dousche Magousch

One who makes a point to say the most rediculous things at the worst possible time, often to the listeners misfoutune. It is always part of a Dousche Magousch's plan to use this to get a promotion, gold star, etc.

The talk with the boss was going fine, until Richard poked his head in and said, "you forgot to clock out last night!" I was fired. Richard is a fucking Dousche Magousch.

Dousche Magousch by Andrew Werlinger November 7, 2006

dousche armada 

A group of people all dressing similarly and just all look like dousches. Hence the dousche armada.

* 5 Guys in Polos and Plaid Shorts walk into a bar*
Guy at bar:Holy crap who invited the dousche armada?

dousche armada by Dousche Armada Spotter August 11, 2009

dousche monkey 

When one is not only a dousche bag, but is also being extremely high key in a low key setting or super unfunny.

At a party where cops are patrolling outside.
Dousche Monkey runs out of the house into the backyard and yells: Dudes! Let's get hammered!
Everyone Else: Stop being such a dousche monkey! we're gonna get rolled!

dousche monkey by crzyqbanmark January 6, 2008