Dousche
Dousche by douche1394 July 17, 2009
Dousche
Pronounced: Dou-sha
A general term for an asshole or douche who is driving a Porsche or similar style of car. A typical Dousche is driving like they have been blindfolded with the inside of their own asshole and gagged with their own scrotum, or looks like a general rat-fuck.
A general term for an asshole or douche who is driving a Porsche or similar style of car. A typical Dousche is driving like they have been blindfolded with the inside of their own asshole and gagged with their own scrotum, or looks like a general rat-fuck.
Passenger: Woah that ass just cut us off!
Driver: yeah WTF is that guys problem, driving like a complete dick in a fancy car.
Passenger: That guy is a complete Dousche.
Driver: yeah WTF is that guys problem, driving like a complete dick in a fancy car.
Passenger: That guy is a complete Dousche.
Dousche by Total Dousche June 26, 2016
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Dousche Magousch
One who makes a point to say the most rediculous things at the worst possible time, often to the listeners misfoutune. It is always part of a Dousche Magousch's plan to use this to get a promotion, gold star, etc.
The talk with the boss was going fine, until Richard poked his head in and said, "you forgot to clock out last night!" I was fired. Richard is a fucking Dousche Magousch.
Dousche Magousch by Andrew Werlinger November 7, 2006
dousche armada
* 5 Guys in Polos and Plaid Shorts walk into a bar*
Guy at bar:Holy crap who invited the dousche armada?
Guy at bar:Holy crap who invited the dousche armada?
dousche armada by Dousche Armada Spotter August 11, 2009
dousche monkey
When one is not only a dousche bag, but is also being extremely high key in a low key setting or super unfunny.
At a party where cops are patrolling outside.
Dousche Monkey runs out of the house into the backyard and yells: Dudes! Let's get hammered!
Everyone Else: Stop being such a dousche monkey! we're gonna get rolled!
Dousche Monkey runs out of the house into the backyard and yells: Dudes! Let's get hammered!
Everyone Else: Stop being such a dousche monkey! we're gonna get rolled!
dousche monkey by crzyqbanmark January 6, 2008
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
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The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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