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Pronounced: Dou-sha

A general term for an asshole or douche who is driving a Porsche or similar style of car. A typical Dousche is driving like they have been blindfolded with the inside of their own asshole and gagged with their own scrotum, or looks like a general rat-fuck.
Passenger: Woah that ass just cut us off!

Driver: yeah WTF is that guys problem, driving like a complete dick in a fancy car.

Passenger: That guy is a complete Dousche.
Dousche by Total Dousche June 26, 2016
A misspelling.

Some dumb shit Mat made up.

Doesn’t make any sense.
I bought these dousche glasses at the gas station for $5 bro! Total score!
Dousche by Omfg_rachael March 11, 2019
A person who kills a buz, or high.
Dude Pres. Bush is a huge dousche!
Dousche by Robben Sanguinet August 21, 2005

Dousche Magousch

One who makes a point to say the most rediculous things at the worst possible time, often to the listeners misfoutune. It is always part of a Dousche Magousch's plan to use this to get a promotion, gold star, etc.
The talk with the boss was going fine, until Richard poked his head in and said, "you forgot to clock out last night!" I was fired. Richard is a fucking Dousche Magousch.

dousche armada 

A group of people all dressing similarly and just all look like dousches. Hence the dousche armada.
* 5 Guys in Polos and Plaid Shorts walk into a bar*
Guy at bar:Holy crap who invited the dousche armada?

dousche monkey 

When one is not only a dousche bag, but is also being extremely high key in a low key setting or super unfunny.
At a party where cops are patrolling outside.
Dousche Monkey runs out of the house into the backyard and yells: Dudes! Let's get hammered!
Everyone Else: Stop being such a dousche monkey! we're gonna get rolled!

dousche monkey by crzyqbanmark January 6, 2008
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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