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messed up boobs.
(ex:ones bigger than the other, wierd nippples, lobsidedness,weird color, etc.)
unattractive boobs basically
"dayummm!!!that girls got some ditters!"
ditters by rimmey.martin February 14, 2009
Words you can keep
Pubic like hair or hairs extending from the outter edge of one's nipple, often wirey or curly in state.
Wow, Jon's dittery is almost a full six inches long!
dittery by Sean 5566 March 27, 2007
Someone who is oblivious to what is going on at all times. He is very dumfounded of the environment around him.
A kid who throws a firework with the lighter into a lake. Not relizing until about five minutes later.

"Dude wheres the lighter?"

"I dont know man I think i lost it in the lake."

"Dude your such a Dutters!"
Dutters by Dean Leventis March 13, 2008
There are many other names for ditlers e.g. boobs, breasts, tits, diddies, bazookas, jugs. Basically ditlers are the female lumps on their chest.
Bob: "Jordan has very big ditlers."
Dylan: "Yes, the size of those bazookas are unreal. They must be like Z's or something."
ditlers by BoblinaJolie April 3, 2009

Ditterization 

The realization that what you are touching is wrong or inappropriate
"As Tommy D leaned in to skim her inner thigh, he retracted his hand with an overwhelming ditterization that this was inappropriate"

"I learned that a 12 volt electric shot was painful when I regrettably and inappropriately licked the ditterization-operation doll"
Ditterization by Horn Dogs June 22, 2009

ditherspoon 

a cross between dithering and being a spoon =]

see nervy spaz
person 1: "OMGZ LEMONS BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA *twitch*

person 2: "O_o wow what a ditherspoon"
ditherspoon by omgzlolzwtfzkriss October 1, 2006
A pansy or mummas boy.
"Oh poor little dittems!"
Dittems by Matthew Purches January 26, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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