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John Witherspoon Basketball Team
The John Witherspoon Basketball Squad was usually not the best. The 2019-2020 team was the best of all time. The team put up historic numbers. Running point, Alex had the most wide open layups in league history. Shooting guard, Remy had insane numbers all around, he had the most 3’s in franchise history and the highest 3’s% in league history. Small Foward, Pasquale has set the record of most techs and most fights in league history, he averaged about 4.2 fights per game. At Power forward, John Robert was a really good player, he got recruited to play in New Hampshire. John Robert had the most blocks in league history with 11.3 per game. Starting center was 6’ 9” Jihad. Jihad was one of the best centers in league history as he averaged 24.2 rebounds per game. This starting 5 was amazing and there bench also was really good as they put up the most numbers for being on the bench. This squad was coach by the one and only Coach Carter (AKA 🛒 👂). One of the reasons why Witherspoon played so well was due to the massive fan section. Some fans gave Alex some Gobstoppers, this gave him the energy he needed. The fan section was helpful because they always made tons of noise when the opponents were shooting. The best part about this team was that after the games ended, Carter would play a game in the locker room, it was dodge ball but with markers and only Carter could throw them. Carter ended up winning coach of the day one day. This is a season for the books.
I don’t wanna play against the John Witherspoon Basketball Team because they will fuck me in the ass.
John Witherspoon Basketball Team by issajokebro February 11, 2021
Reese Witherspoon
A hot actress who is married to Ryan Phillippe. She starred in films such as Cruel Intentions, Legally Blonde and Vanity Fair.
Reese Witherspoon by Biddy July 17, 2005
Reese Witherspoon
Reese Witherspoon by O'callaghanski November 13, 2005
Reese Witherspoon
A girl who looks average until she smiles when it becomes plain she has horse DNA.
An idiot that is lucky enough to get a guy like Ryan Phillipe then spends so much time away from a mirror she forgets how lucky she was.
An ugly whining bitch.
An idiot that is lucky enough to get a guy like Ryan Phillipe then spends so much time away from a mirror she forgets how lucky she was.
An ugly whining bitch.
A: "Is that Reese Witherspoon?"
B: "No, it's my daughters new pony, but I see the resemblance."
A: "Did you hear Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon have split up?"
B: "Yeah, she must've given up hope of ever getting laid again by something that doesn't live under a bridge"
B: "No, it's my daughters new pony, but I see the resemblance."
A: "Did you hear Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon have split up?"
B: "Yeah, she must've given up hope of ever getting laid again by something that doesn't live under a bridge"
Reese Witherspoon by lukaz January 14, 2007
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Reese witherspooning by BibiBB March 3, 2021
reese witherspoon
Wow, urbandictionary.com contributers sure are opinionated, aren't they? Some of these definitions creep me out, no one should know THAT much about a celebrity (reese witherspoon).
reese witherspoon by JPJiggly January 3, 2008
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