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dysmexia 

The tendency for Latin American pedestrians to wait for the crosswalk to go green, then proceed to cross the wrong street against the other crosswalk.
I just saw Paco down on Mission Street and almost ran over his ass because he has dysmexia really bad.
dysmexia by Dentura Hogfloss October 10, 2008

Dismenting 

Fucking your mom
I am dismenting right now
Dismenting by Goodlyierest April 4, 2021

Dismember 

To but the limbs off of or vivisect a person.
He lunged forward with his sword, dismembering the other warrior.
Dismember by Lichdom January 2, 2012

dislexicon 

A dictionary of misused Language.
The rapper was stuck for a rhyme so he opened up his Dislexicon.
dislexicon by Neil Owen May 3, 2006

Popo dislexia 

Popo dislexia is the thing that happens to you when you don’t know how to write.

It happens because:
-you’re having a breakdown

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-your hands are shaking bc of the breakdown

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-popo
Popo dislexia is affecting me now

disexlic 

When you cannot distinguish between the anus and the vagina.
Kelly: Hey thats my ass.
Bobby: Sorry I'm disexlic
disexlic by starburst69 June 19, 2010