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of disreputable qualities
dislexism
When someone writes something sexist to someone else on the internet, but it is full of spelling errors and the wrong words.
Kathy: Oh wow I like these shoes.
Chad: Thos shus luk lik sumtin a hor wud ware!
Kathy: Wow. That’s a very dislexist thing to say. Idk if I’m more offended by the sexism, or the fact that you managed to spell every word wrong? It’s straight up dislexism!
Chad: Ecsactlie mi plam! Te mor ms. peled te wurdz r, te mor insulin!
Kathy: Lol wut...?
Chad: Thos shus luk lik sumtin a hor wud ware!
Kathy: Wow. That’s a very dislexist thing to say. Idk if I’m more offended by the sexism, or the fact that you managed to spell every word wrong? It’s straight up dislexism!
Chad: Ecsactlie mi plam! Te mor ms. peled te wurdz r, te mor insulin!
Kathy: Lol wut...?
dislexism by The_Angry_Dragon June 20, 2018
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.