Dislexus 

A luxury car for those who signal left, and turn right.

Dislexus by Wizard November 9, 2001

Dislexus 

1. A penix.
2. A silly fellow.

1. Your such a Dislexus.
2. Im going to blame that one on Dislexus.

Dislexus by louis October 16, 2001

Dislexus 

of disreputable qualities

You're really getting on my dislexus!

Dislexus by louis October 16, 2001

dislexual 

Having a disdain for reading.

Goofus hated reading. He'd rather skip the book and wait for the movie. He was a lazy dislexual.

dislexual by Duh!Vinci October 9, 2008

dislexism 

When someone writes something sexist to someone else on the internet, but it is full of spelling errors and the wrong words.

Kathy: Oh wow I like these shoes.

Chad: Thos shus luk lik sumtin a hor wud ware!

Kathy: Wow. That’s a very dislexist thing to say. Idk if I’m more offended by the sexism, or the fact that you managed to spell every word wrong? It’s straight up dislexism!

Chad: Ecsactlie mi plam! Te mor ms. peled te wurdz r, te mor insulin!

Kathy: Lol wut...?

dislexism by The_Angry_Dragon June 20, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019