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Dismenting 

I am Dismenting right now.
Dismenting by Goodlyierest April 4, 2021

Dummenting 

Dumb+comment= Dumment

When someone says something out of their league,not cool, something DUMB
..they are dummenting
*Texting*
Griz- You are talking out of your league bruh! Your channel is too small to post stuff like that.

Blake- Dude, your channel is even smaller why even bother?

Griz- I said your content was not for small YouTubers like you ! I post stuff of my own class STOP DUMMENTING!!!
Dummenting by Emporiohak March 7, 2018

Dissecting the Pig 

to have sex with a fat girl
Tom questioned his direction in life after dissecting the pig last night.

disentanglement

The feeling just before your vacation, trip, or blissful moment come to pass. The feeling lingers and speeds by, you feel all your great experiences and the loss of them at the same time.
I felt a strange pang of disentanglement after leaving my true loves. It was as though my soul had stayed with them, on the pita pit bench where we ate our last meal
disentanglement by digiboi October 5, 2015

Pez Dispensing 

When a female stores fish into her vaginal canal and then goes to a public water facility to birth them so all can see. This term comes from the Spanish word "pez" which means fish and then the English word "dispenser" which means "one that dispenses or gives out."
"Hey I got a picture of Tina Pez Dispensing yesterday. It was insane"
Pez Dispensing by deltahippo95 March 18, 2014

Social Dispensing 

Extreme version of Social Distancing were Fanatical germ obsessed Sheeple become completely unhinged at the site of another himan being who is not wearing a face mask, or who is moving within 6feet of another human. They have completely Dispensed with any and all socia, rational or emotional connections to other humans because their fear has completely overwhelmed their sensibilities.
hey!!! YOU CANT HUG THAT CHILD!!! SOCIAL DISTANCING!!!!!!!!

Me:
Whats the point of surviving, if the cost of living is that we all end up practicing an ice cold version of Social Dispensing?
More from Urban Dictionary
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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