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Dislexic 

These are bitches that can't spell to save their lives they also find it extremely hard to send a text since not even auto correct can make out what the fuck they just type overall they just a mence to society and the education system.
Pov texing with a dislexic cunt
"Hwy whst atr toy doyng "
Hi nm just chilling wbu?
"Dame watvhind some jetflyf"
-like what the actual fuck are you say ?
Dislexic by mrsBrentFaiyaz June 26, 2023

dislexic shocker 

Similar to the universal shocker but there are 2 in the stink and one in the pink
Tommys girlfriend liked it more in the pooper so he gave her the dislexic shocker
dislexic shocker by pef June 11, 2006

Dislexic Bible

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.
DISLEXIC BIBLE:

Palms 103:7,
He made known his sway unto Sesmo, His cats unto the children of Is real.
Dislexic Bible by Gene Sins January 14, 2007

Dislexic Bible

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.
DISLEXIC BIBLE:

OBJ 31:1,
I made an convent with mine eyes; why then should I think upon a daim?
Dislexic Bible by Gene Sins January 13, 2007

Dislexic Bible

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.
DISLEXIC BIBLE:

Exitdust 20:8,
Remember, thesa bbath a day, to keep pits holy.
Dislexic Bible by Gene Sins January 14, 2007

Dyslexic Agnostic 

A dyslexic agnostic is one who is uncertain as to the existence of dog.
Tom was a dyslexic agnostic: he was uncertain as to the existence of dog.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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