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Dislexic 

These are bitches that can't spell to save their lives they also find it extremely hard to send a text since not even auto correct can make out what the fuck they just type overall they just a mence to society and the education system.
Pov texing with a dislexic cunt
"Hwy whst atr toy doyng "
Hi nm just chilling wbu?
"Dame watvhind some jetflyf"
-like what the actual fuck are you say ?
Dislexic by mrsBrentFaiyaz June 26, 2023

dislexic shocker 

Similar to the universal shocker but there are 2 in the stink and one in the pink
Tommys girlfriend liked it more in the pooper so he gave her the dislexic shocker
dislexic shocker by pef June 11, 2006

Dislexic Bible

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.
DISLEXIC BIBLE:

Palms 103:7,
He made known his sway unto Sesmo, His cats unto the children of Is real.
Dislexic Bible by Gene Sins January 14, 2007

Dislexic Bible

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.
DISLEXIC BIBLE:

OBJ 31:1,
I made an convent with mine eyes; why then should I think upon a daim?
Dislexic Bible by Gene Sins January 13, 2007

Dislexic Bible

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.
DISLEXIC BIBLE:

Exitdust 20:8,
Remember, thesa bbath a day, to keep pits holy.
Dislexic Bible by Gene Sins January 14, 2007

Dyslexic Agnostic 

A dyslexic agnostic is one who is uncertain as to the existence of dog.
Tom was a dyslexic agnostic: he was uncertain as to the existence of dog.
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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