Something you'll be called to at some point during your working life.
It'll be sold to you as an opportunity to state your case, but in reality the outcome will have been decided weeks before you go to the meeting.
You are strongly advised to take appropriate action and treat the hearing with the scorn and derision it deserves.
It'll be sold to you as an opportunity to state your case, but in reality the outcome will have been decided weeks before you go to the meeting.
You are strongly advised to take appropriate action and treat the hearing with the scorn and derision it deserves.
HR Manager:
We investegated our concerns that you'd been sleeping with our new secretary in the stationery cupboard and found grounds to convene a disciplinary hearing. Do you have anything to say?
Employee:
Man, she was a Brett Hart - the best there was, the best there is and the best there ever will be.
HR Manager:
I don't think you realise the seriousness of the allegations against you. I'd suggest you reconsider your comments.
Employee:
Do you think there's enough room to fit a four poster bed in there?
The floor's uncomfortable.
HR Manager escorts employee off the premises.
Manager:
Do you think he knew he was screwed before the meeting?
HR Manager:
Sounds like he was well screwed. That secretary looks like a dirty slut. I'm already looking forward to 'discipling' her.
We investegated our concerns that you'd been sleeping with our new secretary in the stationery cupboard and found grounds to convene a disciplinary hearing. Do you have anything to say?
Employee:
Man, she was a Brett Hart - the best there was, the best there is and the best there ever will be.
HR Manager:
I don't think you realise the seriousness of the allegations against you. I'd suggest you reconsider your comments.
Employee:
Do you think there's enough room to fit a four poster bed in there?
The floor's uncomfortable.
HR Manager escorts employee off the premises.
Manager:
Do you think he knew he was screwed before the meeting?
HR Manager:
Sounds like he was well screwed. That secretary looks like a dirty slut. I'm already looking forward to 'discipling' her.
by HR_Advisory March 07, 2011
I can't believe she said that behind my back, when I get home I going to have to give her disciplinary anal.
by Clark Westfield December 07, 2006
by LochNessMonsterTreeFiddy October 27, 2017
Rat Disciplinary Committee is a select group of upperclassmen at the Virginia Military Institute assigned with the task of enforcing the Ratline and it's rules and regulations. 20 members altogether their goal is to help mold the new Rat mass into young men imbued with honor, courage, and perseverance amidst an adversarial system. Taking a bulldog approach, two members are assigned to each of the ten companies at VMI supervising that assigned rat company until the end of the Ratline. Acting as an adversarial group to the rats they harshly and strictly make sure rat standards are upheld and punishment is given as a result when failure to meet the standards is observed. This includes a trial procedure in which the rat is brought before the RDC counsel, is proven innocent or guilty and is given a sentence which results usually in a incredibly hard personalized workout done days later. As procedure this group also makes sure the rats are held to the highest fitness standards conducting many sweat parties, assault pack marches with rifles, rifle runs, and stadium workouts. The Gatekeepers of VMI, they ensure mediocrity is not accepted and that the strong strive forward while the weak wither away behind.
Tonight the rats will be formally introduced to the Rat Disciplinary Committee and the hardest part of the Ratline will commence.
by Usetheblackcar April 21, 2020
f4rt1nth3p0ck3t, is a disciplinary measure approved by some hermits who live in a cave system in Breakish- Isle of Skye.
It may be enacted, when and only when, a crustacean refuses to follow direct stage instructions.
Punishments may range from a delicate tickling of the underside of the Thorax- to being shipped off to Spain, where they shall become a garnish for a plate of Whelks in a creamy garlic Scaloppine.
It may be enacted, when and only when, a crustacean refuses to follow direct stage instructions.
Punishments may range from a delicate tickling of the underside of the Thorax- to being shipped off to Spain, where they shall become a garnish for a plate of Whelks in a creamy garlic Scaloppine.
Person-Eh. "Have you ever heard of the "disciplinary measures f4rt1nth3p0ck3t?"
John- Yes, of course I have! I just made it up.
Person-Eh "Why did you do that?"
John- " Simply put, it's a poor attempt to make a human I've never met, smile."
John- Yes, of course I have! I just made it up.
Person-Eh "Why did you do that?"
John- " Simply put, it's a poor attempt to make a human I've never met, smile."
by Unfortunately_Human February 10, 2021