Disciplinary Hearing 

Something you'll be called to at some point during your working life.

It'll be sold to you as an opportunity to state your case, but in reality the outcome will have been decided weeks before you go to the meeting.

You are strongly advised to take appropriate action and treat the hearing with the scorn and derision it deserves.

HR Manager:

We investegated our concerns that you'd been sleeping with our new secretary in the stationery cupboard and found grounds to convene a disciplinary hearing. Do you have anything to say?

Employee:

Man, she was a Brett Hart - the best there was, the best there is and the best there ever will be.

HR Manager:

I don't think you realise the seriousness of the allegations against you. I'd suggest you reconsider your comments.

Employee:

Do you think there's enough room to fit a four poster bed in there?

The floor's uncomfortable.

HR Manager escorts employee off the premises.

Manager:

Do you think he knew he was screwed before the meeting?

HR Manager:

Sounds like he was well screwed. That secretary looks like a dirty slut. I'm already looking forward to 'discipling' her.

Disciplinary Hearing by HR_Advisory March 22, 2011

Disciplinary Anal 

To utilize anal sex as a disciplinary action designed to correct or punish breaches of discipline.

I can't believe she said that behind my back, when I get home I going to have to give her disciplinary anal.

Disciplinary Anal by Clark Westfield December 7, 2006

disciplinary measures f4rt1nth3p0ck3t

f4rt1nth3p0ck3t, is a disciplinary measure approved by some hermits who live in a cave system in Breakish- Isle of Skye.

It may be enacted, when and only when, a crustacean refuses to follow direct stage instructions.

Punishments may range from a delicate tickling of the underside of the Thorax- to being shipped off to Spain, where they shall become a garnish for a plate of Whelks in a creamy garlic Scaloppine.

Person-Eh. "Have you ever heard of the "disciplinary measures f4rt1nth3p0ck3t?"

John- Yes, of course I have! I just made it up.

Person-Eh "Why did you do that?"

John- " Simply put, it's a poor attempt to make a human I've never met, smile."

disciplinary measures f4rt1nth3p0ck3t by Unfortunately_Human February 9, 2021

Rat Disciplinary Committee 

Rat Disciplinary Committee is a select group of upperclassmen at the Virginia Military Institute assigned with the task of enforcing the Ratline and it's rules and regulations. 20 members altogether their goal is to help mold the new Rat mass into young men imbued with honor, courage, and perseverance amidst an adversarial system. Taking a bulldog approach, two members are assigned to each of the ten companies at VMI supervising that assigned rat company until the end of the Ratline. Acting as an adversarial group to the rats they harshly and strictly make sure rat standards are upheld and punishment is given as a result when failure to meet the standards is observed. This includes a trial procedure in which the rat is brought before the RDC counsel, is proven innocent or guilty and is given a sentence which results usually in a incredibly hard personalized workout done days later. As procedure this group also makes sure the rats are held to the highest fitness standards conducting many sweat parties, assault pack marches with rifles, rifle runs, and stadium workouts. The Gatekeepers of VMI, they ensure mediocrity is not accepted and that the strong strive forward while the weak wither away behind.

Tonight the rats will be formally introduced to the Rat Disciplinary Committee and the hardest part of the Ratline will commence.

Rat Disciplinary Committee by Usetheblackcar April 20, 2020

urban disciplinary 

When the zest reaches tree fiddy.

Dude, check out the urban disciplinary on that one!

Woah dude, I gotta get me a piece of that...

urban disciplinary by LochNessMonsterTreeFiddy October 27, 2017

lane disciplinarian 

Another driver who makes great show of pointing out to you that you are in the wrong lane, or won't let you in when you try to change lane, by flashing their lights, blowing their horn, gesticulating, winding down their window and saying loudly to you that they think that you indulge in self-abuse etc.

I was in the wrong lane but when I tried to change some sanctimonious lane disciplinarian blocked my path

lane disciplinarian by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

Disciplinamophobia 

An extreme or irrational fear of autocorrect.

"Mate, I have Disciplinamophobia. Do you have it too

Disciplinamophobia by ArrogantAragorn October 4, 2016