A feature built into many modern phones, which automatically changes unrecognized words to their closest matches, if any exist. Of course, on occasion it will select the wrong word, usually changing the original meaning of the sentence completely.
Duck you, autocorrect! Duck you to he'll!
by do it fgt November 17, 2011
son: mom im going to "FUCK" my sis.
mom: UR GROUNDED!
son: NO IT WAS AUTOCORRECT I MEANT IM GOING TO "FORGIVE" MY SIS!
mom: before making out with the mailman we are gonna have a tak young man!
son: MOM WHAT THE FU-
mom: UR GROUNDED!
son: NO IT WAS AUTOCORRECT I MEANT IM GOING TO "FORGIVE" MY SIS!
mom: before making out with the mailman we are gonna have a tak young man!
son: MOM WHAT THE FU-
by Somebluedude69 January 25, 2022
The process by which the male of the species will spontaneously relieve himself of excess reproductive fluids in times of inappropriate opportunities.
After Bob had been offshore for 3 1/2 months his body shifted to autocorrect mode and he woke up in a puddle of jizz.
by Hammer219 June 22, 2011
The act of a word getting changed and thus changing the meaning of the sentence due to a device's autocorrect feature. Often leading to extreme misinterpretation.
Person A (via text): Hey do you want to get some penis for dinner tonight?
Person B: I'm so glad you said that because I always wanted to tell you I'm gay and I'm happy to hear you are too so that we can finally be together.
Person A: Oh sorry, I meant to say pizza, my phone autocorrected me.
Person B: I'm so glad you said that because I always wanted to tell you I'm gay and I'm happy to hear you are too so that we can finally be together.
Person A: Oh sorry, I meant to say pizza, my phone autocorrected me.
by dRe420 December 09, 2010
1.) The reason that funny, strange, or embarrassing texts and/or messages are sent.
2.) The reason it takes so long to type in words that are purposely misspelled or possibly slang.
3.) The opposite of reason one; the reason that misspelled words are automatically corrected without backspacing.
2.) The reason it takes so long to type in words that are purposely misspelled or possibly slang.
3.) The opposite of reason one; the reason that misspelled words are automatically corrected without backspacing.
1.) Man 1: *typing*
"Dude, I got some peantus from the homeless guy"
Autocorrecting "peantus"
For "penis"
TEXT SENT
Man 2: Didn't know you were looking for so much...
Man 1: Fuck, it's autocorrect for peanuts, man!
2.) Man 1: *typing in Google*
"Doge"
Autocorrecting "Doge"
For "Doggie"
Man 1: *flips desk*
3.) Man 1: *typing text*
"Go git me a sammich"
Autocorrecting...
"Go GET me a SANDWICH"
Man 1: That's the shit!
"Dude, I got some peantus from the homeless guy"
Autocorrecting "peantus"
For "penis"
TEXT SENT
Man 2: Didn't know you were looking for so much...
Man 1: Fuck, it's autocorrect for peanuts, man!
2.) Man 1: *typing in Google*
"Doge"
Autocorrecting "Doge"
For "Doggie"
Man 1: *flips desk*
3.) Man 1: *typing text*
"Go git me a sammich"
Autocorrecting...
"Go GET me a SANDWICH"
Man 1: That's the shit!
by Tsoran May 16, 2014
by Worddefiner3000 November 09, 2016