xerulence

xerulence is a condition quite common in male office workers; they are in the habit of going over to the photocopier area to release any farts they have brewing, hoping that the noise and smell of the photocopier will mask the sound of the fart and noxious gases thereof. It doesn't.
Can you copy these papers please, oh hang on give it a few minutes, Ken's over there and he has chronic xerulence.
by Roopybabe November 28, 2013
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kernhead

A native of Cornwall which is called "Kernow" in the Cornish language.
I was born and brought up in Cornwall, I am a kernhead through and through.
by Roopybabe November 24, 2013
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frompton

When you are convinced that you are about to fart loudly in a public place and when, you can hold it no longer, the fart is released it actually just makes a small squeak then you have committed a Frompton.
I was in class and was sure I was brewing one big enough to blow the roof off but, to my relief, it was just a Frompton.
by Roopybabe November 22, 2013
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tweedophile

Someone who always wears tweed jackets.
That man loves tweed, he's a total tweedophile.
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oral respirator

Someone who breathes through their mouth at all times even when walking down the street.
Close your mouth, I don't want to be seen with an oral respirator!
by Roopybabe November 22, 2013
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knobable

Adjective;
A woman of great beauty with whom one would very much like to have sexual intercourse.

Generally when used in a social situation it is pronounced in a French accent (as one would pronounce "Incroyable", for example).
Hey mate, look at that lady over there, she's well knobable!
by Roopybabe November 22, 2013
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lane disciplinarian

Another driver who makes great show of pointing out to you that you are in the wrong lane, or won't let you in when you try to change lane, by flashing their lights, blowing their horn, gesticulating, winding down their window and saying loudly to you that they think that you indulge in self-abuse etc.
I was in the wrong lane but when I tried to change some sanctimonious lane disciplinarian blocked my path
by Roopybabe November 22, 2013
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