Definitions by Roopybabe

xereptitude 

Xereptitude is where someone with xerulence compounds the effects of that condition by mis-timing their fart releases. For example, just before the office hottie (who they have been trying to catch alone by the photocopier for months) comes around the corner and walks straight into their just released cloud of gas and is forced to make a hasty retreat, eyes smarting from the awful smell thereof.

Oh man, I had one brewing so I went over to the photocopier to let it go and just as I did that stunning blonde from the 4th floor walked up to me and straight into it! She didn't hang around, that's the end of my chances there, total xereptitude!

xereptitude by Roopybabe March 18, 2014

xerulence 

xerulence is a condition quite common in male office workers; they are in the habit of going over to the photocopier area to release any farts they have brewing, hoping that the noise and smell of the photocopier will mask the sound of the fart and noxious gases thereof. It doesn't.

Can you copy these papers please, oh hang on give it a few minutes, Ken's over there and he has chronic xerulence.

xerulence by Roopybabe November 28, 2013

eco tedious

Someone who is "eco tedious" constantly drones on about environmental issues, global warming, how you should recycle and so on.

Please don't lecture me about how polar bears are going to starve, it's really eco tedious.

eco tedious by Roopybabe November 24, 2013

kernhead 

A native of Cornwall which is called "Kernow" in the Cornish language.

I was born and brought up in Cornwall, I am a kernhead through and through.

kernhead by Roopybabe November 24, 2013

knobable 

Adjective;
A woman of great beauty with whom one would very much like to have sexual intercourse.

Generally when used in a social situation it is pronounced in a French accent (as one would pronounce "Incroyable", for example).

Hey mate, look at that lady over there, she's well knobable!

knobable by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

knobability 

To be a woman of great beauty who has great sexual attractiveness.

There's no doubt about it, she has knobability.

knobability by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

lane disciplinarian 

Another driver who makes great show of pointing out to you that you are in the wrong lane, or won't let you in when you try to change lane, by flashing their lights, blowing their horn, gesticulating, winding down their window and saying loudly to you that they think that you indulge in self-abuse etc.

I was in the wrong lane but when I tried to change some sanctimonious lane disciplinarian blocked my path

lane disciplinarian by Roopybabe November 22, 2013