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Disappenis
The complete and hasty disappearance of nearly all of the normally external, and usually erect, penis which can result from one of many atrocious turnoffs which a female sexual partner is capable of during or immediately prior to intercourse. Turnoffs which a disappenis may result from could include the presumably female partner revealing her penis during foreplay, dispelling flatulence while male is performing oral sex, or asking her male partner "are you in yet?" several minutes after intercourse was actually initiated.
Guy 1: Dude, how'd things go with that babe after you left?
Guy 2: Not well, man. Not well. 5 minutes into it and BAM...a god damned disappenis.
Guy 1: Ouch. What happened?
Guy 2: She said I was gonna have to wear a condom.
Guy 2: Not well, man. Not well. 5 minutes into it and BAM...a god damned disappenis.
Guy 1: Ouch. What happened?
Guy 2: She said I was gonna have to wear a condom.
Disappenis by sprackus August 27, 2010
Disappearing Ass Syndrome
A progressive wasting syndrome of the gluteal muscles most commonly seen in aging white men, considered to be a combined result of both advanced age and disuse atrophy.
Disappearing Ass Syndrome by Dr Bunnygirl January 23, 2020
Nigger Disappear
An occurance involing an individual of negro, or miscegenated, heritage vanishing at a time in which something needs to be done or witnessed(by the nigger not present). Often confused with Slack Ass, occurances are usually symptomatic of Nigger Mortis.
Tyrone pulled a Nigger Disappear for the results of Shanika's, LaQueefa's, Yolanda's, Ja'Mika's and De Shawna's paternity tests.
Nigger Disappear by TMan44 September 9, 2005
disappeared
To be taken away by spooks within the government such as the CIA or FBI and either secretly killed or taken to one of the secret underground prisons operated by them.
"When we last saw Jim he was attending some anti-war rally. That was 2 weeks ago. I think the government disappeared him."
disappeared by G.S.S September 8, 2007
Disappearing Panda
When a man and woman are having sex 'doggie-style', with the man wearting a condom, and the man says,
"Oh look, a disappearing panda."
And when the woman turns to look at the man, he quickly pulls out, removes the condom and snaps her in the eye with it.
"Oh look, a disappearing panda."
And when the woman turns to look at the man, he quickly pulls out, removes the condom and snaps her in the eye with it.
As in the previous example, which did not state the sex being engaged in was 'doggie-style',
"I can't believe how dumb she is. I actually pulled a Disappearing Panda on her last night."
"I can't believe how dumb she is. I actually pulled a Disappearing Panda on her last night."
Disappearing Panda by spacetrucker February 17, 2008