Disappenis 

The complete and hasty disappearance of nearly all of the normally external, and usually erect, penis which can result from one of many atrocious turnoffs which a female sexual partner is capable of during or immediately prior to intercourse. Turnoffs which a disappenis may result from could include the presumably female partner revealing her penis during foreplay, dispelling flatulence while male is performing oral sex, or asking her male partner "are you in yet?" several minutes after intercourse was actually initiated.

Guy 1: Dude, how'd things go with that babe after you left?

Guy 2: Not well, man. Not well. 5 minutes into it and BAM...a god damned disappenis.

Guy 1: Ouch. What happened?

Guy 2: She said I was gonna have to wear a condom.

Disappenis by sprackus August 27, 2010

Disappoinsettia 

The feeling of sadness of displeasure caused through dreams or hopes unfulfilled during the Christmas time

Hanna was disappoinsettia because she didn't get what she wanted for Christmas, but maybe it's because she's the Grinch.

Disappoinsettia by Tinpanhan December 8, 2016

Name that thing on the screen before it disappears 

A language game played by Brown University students in which an intricately timed powerpoint presentation displays images of clothes, food, etc. while students attempt to name the articles in a foreign language before they pass from one side of the display to the other.

Diego: And what is this.
Joe: der Handschuhe!!!
Diego: ...die Handschuhe?
Joe: Oh...yeah. I love "Name that thing on the screen before it disappears"!

Name that thing on the screen before it disappears by fivestarfolds March 18, 2011

Disappendomonic 

This word describes a paradox in which a area of space is secluded from the rest of existence. It could describe an alternate dimension that is inaccessible to all else, or, used in a metaphoric sense, a feeling of not belonging and loneliness. This word was inspired by the latin root dis, which means apart as well as appendix, and dom. The appendix is what ties a book, or, it's second definition, organs together. Latin, dom means a space or domain. These combined creates "not-connected-domain." This word, like said before, describes an ultimately disconnected universe, or a feeling of ultimate desolation.

Every high schooler on the planet: "Sometimes I feel disappendomonic when at school. I don't belong."

Aspiring scientist: "Astonishing! This reality seems to be shockingly disappendomonic! There seems to be no resemblance, let alone an entrance, between our worlds."

Disappendomonic by Jim's sandwich November 11, 2019

Disappears 

The word that triggers Ryden shippers that have read ‘The Bittersweet Taste of Disobedience’. By saying this one word, these people will start sobbing on the spot and will blame you for triggering their war flashbacks.

“...disappears.”

Disappears by Gaypoptartmami February 22, 2019

disapperiod

The act of hiding from one's girlfriend during a hormone-fuelled attack of PMT.

The girlfriend is about to hit rag week, so I'm going to be on my disapperiod for the next little while.

disapperiod by Small Sword July 5, 2009