dildoze
dildoze by black_llama54 March 3, 2015
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Dildometer
A scientific instrument used to measeure dildons. Dildon is a derived term, like Newton, to represent dildoes per square foot.
Mr T: Whoa, I'm picking up 34 Dildons on my TI Super Dildometer!
Chuck Norris: Someone has alot of dildoes around here!!!
Your Mom: Oh, that's just me. ;-)
Chuck Norris: Someone has alot of dildoes around here!!!
Your Mom: Oh, that's just me. ;-)
Dildometer by Shouter January 8, 2008
Related Words
dildozer • dildoze • dildohead • Dildometer • dildoes • dildoesque • dilldozer • Dildocerous • Dildodexterous • Dildoeans
dildoesque
A rarely uttered adjective used to clearly convey that someone or something is reminiscent of a dildo.
dildoesque by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2021
Dildozer
"THE DILDOZER!!!"
Dildoery
Dil-doh-ery verb : act up, caper, carry on*, cavort, clown, fool around, joke, misbehave, play, play jokes, romp, roughhouse, show off, half ass something.a person who amuses others by ridiculous or odd behavior, jokes, etc a foolish person.
The board filled with tickets all at once and dildoery ensued.
(past tense) : Dil-doh-ic < Steve acted in a dildoic manner.
(past tense) : Dil-doh-ic < Steve acted in a dildoic manner.
Dildoery by Tastydactyle March 15, 2011
Dildoren
Dildoren by DavinciKisser January 12, 2019
Dildosexual
Dildosexual by dildosexual August 19, 2021
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