dildoze

To fall asleep while masturbating

Damn, I dildozed list night and my mom caught me in the morning.

by black_llama54 March 3, 2015

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Dildometer

A scientific instrument used to measeure dildons. Dildon is a derived term, like Newton, to represent dildoes per square foot.

Mr T: Whoa, I'm picking up 34 Dildons on my TI Super Dildometer!
Chuck Norris: Someone has alot of dildoes around here!!!
Your Mom: Oh, that's just me. ;-)

by Shouter January 8, 2008

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dildoesque

A rarely uttered adjective used to clearly convey that someone or something is reminiscent of a dildo.

My, that is a strikingly beautiful building, it is entirely dildoesque!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2021

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Dildozer

One of the monstertrucks from the movie "Idiocracy" with what resembles a dildo on the bumper.

"THE DILDOZER!!!"

by WehageDK June 28, 2009

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Dil-doh-ery verb : act up, caper, carry on*, cavort, clown, fool around, joke, misbehave, play, play jokes, romp, roughhouse, show off, half ass something.a person who amuses others by ridiculous or odd behavior, jokes, etc a foolish person.

The board filled with tickets all at once and dildoery ensued.
(past tense) : Dil-doh-ic < Steve acted in a dildoic manner.

by Tastydactyle March 15, 2011

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