Dilldozer 

A monstrous, phallic piece of machinery utilized during major reconstructive drilling, as well as the erection of massive monuments and sturdy steel scaffolding.

Use with Caution: Not to be confused with a woman's best friend, this machine will cause trembling and tremors to adjacent edifices.

As my son and I sat in 2nd ave traffic, I felt a familiar sensation to my pocket rocket, resulting in a moist seat. As I tried to conceal my excitement, my son pointed and shouted, 'Mom! Why is that machine so much bigger than the one daddy uses with my babysitter?'

I laughed nervously while I responded, 'Don't be silly honey, daddy doesn't have a dilldozer.'

Dilldozer by denalipark227 April 25, 2010

dilldozer 

A raming device for a dilldo.

Dylan used his dilldozer on Audrie's lil cunt.

dilldozer by ilovedylan December 11, 2009

willdozer

A tank of a person and one of the best cross country runners in the country. The man guys strive to be and the ladies strive to be with.

Edward Cheserek: Yo, who is that guy that passed me on the straightaway and is now talking to that crowd of scouts and girls?
Tim: That's Willdozer. I heard Oregon offered him a full scholarship.

willdozer by watty said October 13, 2013

Killdozer 

1: A heavily armored tractor-driven machine usually having a broad blunt horizontal blade for moving earth, or bulldozer used for public disobedience (esp. vengeful, destructive rampages)
2: Unadulterated awesomeness

The Killdozer, created and piloted by Marvin, rampaged through the town of Granby Colorado on June 4th, 2004.

Killdozer by Mike G June 5, 2004

Dildozer 

One of the monstertrucks from the movie "Idiocracy" with what resembles a dildo on the bumper.

"THE DILDOZER!!!"

Dildozer by WehageDK June 28, 2009

Killdozer 

1. n; An instrument of quasi in rem justice typically wielded in response to legislative abuse of zoning powers.
2. n; An armor-plated Komatsu bulldozer used to punish abuses of the legislative branch against hard-working Americans who own small businesses.

3. n; Any machine which is fueled by righteousness, justice, freedom, American spirit, and 200 gallons of diesel fuel.

4. v; An extreme and pure act of justice which vindicates the wrongs done against the actor.

5. adj; disposed or inclined to punishing governmental abuse and seeking justice for the citizen.

6. adj; Badass.

7. n; Badass.

8. b; Badass.

9. n; Patriot.

1. “The board is making itself rich at the expense of honest small business owners, the killdozer will have to be deployed.”

2. “Honey, can you move your car? I need to take the killdozer over to city hall and work some justice.”

3. ***

4. “I wrongfully legislated that dude out of business and he killdozered my underinsured hardware store, thus putting me out of business.” “Don’t make me killdozer your printing press.”

5. “Marvin sure is pissed about the local zoning board abusing their power and forcing him out of business, don’t they know he is a real killdozer and won’t let them get away without paying?”

6. ***
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8. ***
9. ***

Killdozer by Marvin's Law April 28, 2008

killdozer 

An instrument of justice weilded by the righteous against the wicked and any hardware stores they happen to own.

Granby, Colorado was completely reamed by the killdozer on June 4th, in the Year of Our Lord 2004.

killdozer by Burt Felk June 4, 2004