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Dildozer 

One who forces their personal opinions or beliefs onto others while refusing to consider any other points of view. A blow hard.
Ever since Larry found Jesus he's become a real dildozer with anyone who isn't a Christian.
Dildozer by Haute Pepper November 10, 2010

Dildozer 

Attaching a dildo to a power drill and inserting it into a partener's anus.
"You want me to fire up the dildozer and vibrate your fillings?"
Dildozer by Count choculass December 20, 2009

dildozer 

Dildozer is a nick name for a person named Dylan, usually this person has alot of sex in there life, Calling them the Dildozer, The Dildozer plows the feilds of pussy.
Dude, its the dildozer, we all know that he can plow the feilds of pussy.
dildozer by blahblahblacksheep November 26, 2007

Dildoery 

Dil-doh-ery verb : act up, caper, carry on*, cavort, clown, fool around, joke, misbehave, play, play jokes, romp, roughhouse, show off, half ass something.a person who amuses others by ridiculous or odd behavior, jokes, etc a foolish person.
The board filled with tickets all at once and dildoery ensued.
(past tense) : Dil-doh-ic < Steve acted in a dildoic manner.
Dildoery by Tastydactyle March 15, 2011

Dildoverdose 

To Die via an overwhelming abundance of dildos in one's orifices.
Preston has a superhuman tolerance for dildojilar punishment, Therefore he is able to go well beyond the average person's dildoverdose level.
Dildoverdose by CuriousXeno February 28, 2011

Dildocerous

Someone with a very large cock AND balls.
1. That elephant is a dildocerous.
2. That man is a dildocerous.
3. WTF That woman is a dildocerous!
4. Look out it's a dildocerous!
Dildocerous by Monkeytronchris1 December 26, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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