Dildoeans 

A tribe of soldiers that attack with "dildos" and use helmets made of rubber.

Odysseus attacked with his fellow dildoeans, in search of the sword of Dildus

Dildoeans by FlipperMan November 18, 2016

Edward Dildohands 

A person named Edward disabled from birth with dildos in replacement of his hands, attached by parcel tape.

A low budget porno

An insult to refer to someone only fit for dildos with hands

A fetish pornstar

That man is such an 'Edward Dildohands'

Edward Dildohands by EDH007 October 21, 2010

dildoes 

The pluralization of the word dildo; more than one dildo.

Guy A : How many dildoes were there?
Guy B : I don't know, but I'm sore and I want to go home.

dildoes by Awesumness January 16, 2007

box of dildoes 

A difficult situation, the kind that will just fuck you over and over until it's resolved.

Matt: "You have two girlfriends that both want to spend Valentine's Day with you? Shit, that's tough."
Ratt: "Yeah, it's a real box of dildoes."

box of dildoes by Diamond Sprout January 11, 2009

dildonasaurus 

a friend acting like a giant dildo

dude everything sucks this sucks you suck.stop being a dildonasaurus

dildonasaurus by Isiaiah October 25, 2007

Dildoes 

People that submit entries to Urban Dictionary for the sole purpose of telling their friends that they contributed to internet culture, effectively making themselves dildoes. Literally.

1) Ha. Only dildoes text LOL with a straight face.

2) How many dildoes have to add an 'I' to the front of a word and define it in an Apple-like manner?

All of them.

Dildoes by roofus j. January 26, 2011

Dildotastic 

an adjective use to describe something that is worth using a dildo over.

Jock 1: "Hey, the cheerleaders just learned how to do a sexy dance!"

Jock 2: "That's dildotastic"

Dildotastic by Kelaina September 5, 2009