dildont 

A dildo that should NOT be used. Some can be wrapped in barbed wire, be on fire, sometimes razor blades are attached. Commonly used by Nazis against the Jews during the Holocaust.

Hitler: We need an alternate use of death for the Jews! Bullets cost and our gas bill is too high!
Nazi Soldier: Our scientists are working on anew torture device, the Dildont.

dildont by DildoMastuh September 2, 2013

Dildont 

A dildont is a sex toy for people who are angry or frustrated with their male partner.

Instead of a dildo, his wife has a dildont. She turns it on and then tells it, "don't even bother, you're repulsive", and puts it right back into its velvet sleeve.

Dildont by DelCo_Brian June 9, 2018

Dildonkulous 

/'dildōnkyələs/ Adjective: WAYYY beyond ridiculous and ridonkulous. This echelon of absurdity can only be associated with dildos.

Stacy: Can you believe Adam didn't reply to my texts last night?

Rebecca: No way! I can't -

A dildo swoops through the air, slaps Rebecca forcefully on the cheek and flies away.

Rebecca: Oh my god, what was that?

Stacy: I don't know, girl. That was dildonkulous!

Dildonkulous by JulianoBodega October 31, 2012

dildonian 

When somebody acts completely dildonic for a long time possibly months or years. There entire existence is swallowed up and any link to the human race has been lost. nobody wants to know them and they rarely have friends. if they do engage in some form of social activity you can pretty much guarantee it will be with other dildonians who have also been rejected from society.

Q) whos that cocksucker sniffing round my ex missus?
A) dont worry about him mate he's a fucking dildonian! he poses no threat to anyone.

dildonian by littledoo October 23, 2008

dildon't 

what you don't use to masturbate

I didn't walk in on my sister using a dildon't, because she doesn't use one.

dildon't by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016

dildoni 

A male, obsessed with the size of his penis and his overabundance of testosterone, who shouts at anyone willing to listen to him about his excess of sexual potency.

A guy going onto a forum and shouting " HEY EVERYONE! I GOT A 15 INCH COCK!" would be a dildoni.

dildoni by Argle September 23, 2007

dildonium 

The hardest metal element known to women and gay men.

Let's make a new spacecraft out of dildonium.

dildonium by DanSexy January 6, 2008