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dill-dod-iks; noun or adj.

The science or study of dildos and the origin of their creation. Trademarked by Dildotics Incorporated, circa 2002.

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The situation of participating of acting like a dildo, douche, or cock smoker.
After finishing college with a major in dildotics, I will further plan to make giant pleasure giving penises to woman across the world; those with pussies the size of trashcans, ones like a Bear Claw.

Why the fuck was Scott acting so dildotically?
by C. Beauregard January 13, 2008
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Anything or anyone that is explicitly phallic in appearance.
Have you checked out Joe’s new cap? The top of it looks so didotic. Makes sense, Joe is pretty dildotic.
by Robnrobbie May 07, 2018
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