noun
1. synonymous with 'dildo', a fake penis.
2. as with 'dildo', may be used in pejorative sense to refer to a person of questionable judgment or character.
1. synonymous with 'dildo', a fake penis.
2. as with 'dildo', may be used in pejorative sense to refer to a person of questionable judgment or character.
It looks like another lonely night: just me, my dildong, and this netflix documentary on the African diamond trade.
by pseudonympho December 1, 2009
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Extra points for fucking your friend in the ass after ringing the doorbell. Your friend must finish before someone answers the door.
Extra points for fucking your friend in the ass after ringing the doorbell. Your friend must finish before someone answers the door.
"What did you do this weekend?"
" I dildong ditched with my friend. He fucked me in the ass afterwards and I came everywhere. The old dude who answered the door was super surprised. It was awesome."
" I dildong ditched with my friend. He fucked me in the ass afterwards and I came everywhere. The old dude who answered the door was super surprised. It was awesome."
by CordizzleDick September 6, 2016
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