noun
1. synonymous with 'dildo', a fake penis.
2. as with 'dildo', may be used in pejorative sense to refer to a person of questionable judgment or character.
1. synonymous with 'dildo', a fake penis.
2. as with 'dildo', may be used in pejorative sense to refer to a person of questionable judgment or character.
It looks like another lonely night: just me, my dildong, and this netflix documentary on the African diamond trade.
by pseudonympho December 1, 2009
Get the dildong mug.When you, or your friend, ding ding ditches a house by using a strap on dildo to ring the doorbell.
Extra points for fucking your friend in the ass after ringing the doorbell. Your friend must finish before someone answers the door.
Extra points for fucking your friend in the ass after ringing the doorbell. Your friend must finish before someone answers the door.
"What did you do this weekend?"
" I dildong ditched with my friend. He fucked me in the ass afterwards and I came everywhere. The old dude who answered the door was super surprised. It was awesome."
" I dildong ditched with my friend. He fucked me in the ass afterwards and I came everywhere. The old dude who answered the door was super surprised. It was awesome."
by CordizzleDick September 6, 2016
Get the dildong ditch mug./'dildōnkyələs/ Adjective: WAYYY beyond ridiculous and ridonkulous. This echelon of absurdity can only be associated with dildos.
Stacy: Can you believe Adam didn't reply to my texts last night?
Rebecca: No way! I can't -
A dildo swoops through the air, slaps Rebecca forcefully on the cheek and flies away.
Rebecca: Oh my god, what was that?
Stacy: I don't know, girl. That was dildonkulous!
Rebecca: No way! I can't -
A dildo swoops through the air, slaps Rebecca forcefully on the cheek and flies away.
Rebecca: Oh my god, what was that?
Stacy: I don't know, girl. That was dildonkulous!
by JulianoBodega October 31, 2012
Get the Dildonkulous mug.When somebody acts completely dildonic for a long time possibly months or years. There entire existence is swallowed up and any link to the human race has been lost. nobody wants to know them and they rarely have friends. if they do engage in some form of social activity you can pretty much guarantee it will be with other dildonians who have also been rejected from society.
Q) whos that cocksucker sniffing round my ex missus?
A) dont worry about him mate he's a fucking dildonian! he poses no threat to anyone.
A) dont worry about him mate he's a fucking dildonian! he poses no threat to anyone.
by littledoo October 23, 2008
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Get the dildon't mug.A process inspired by the accurately named "Slang Dangin'" this process requires the aid of a plastic paynus substitute otherwise known as a "dildo." The difference of this is that two females are involved in said phenomenon where one female using a sexual aid device will then assault the delicate lady parts of a girl who is about to become one Slang Dildangin' less innocent. If preformed properly escape is not possible due to paralysis from the waist down.
Guyface: Did you hear ashley cant walk?
Girlface: yea! her and breadquanda were Slang Dildangin' last night!
Guyface: poor ashley!
Girlface: yea! her and breadquanda were Slang Dildangin' last night!
Guyface: poor ashley!
by TheInfamousKiDd November 14, 2014
Get the Slang Dildangin' mug.A male, obsessed with the size of his penis and his overabundance of testosterone, who shouts at anyone willing to listen to him about his excess of sexual potency.
by Argle September 23, 2007
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