TheInfamousKiDd's definitions

Slang Dildangin'

A process inspired by the accurately named "Slang Dangin'" this process requires the aid of a plastic paynus substitute otherwise known as a "dildo." The difference of this is that two females are involved in said phenomenon where one female using a sexual aid device will then assault the delicate lady parts of a girl who is about to become one Slang Dildangin' less innocent. If preformed properly escape is not possible due to paralysis from the waist down.

Guyface: Did you hear ashley cant walk?
Girlface: yea! her and breadquanda were Slang Dildangin' last night!
Guyface: poor ashley!

by TheInfamousKiDd November 14, 2014

Cotton Pickin' Second

The equivalent of picking a single boll of cotton, the average time being; 3.4 seconds. This definition dates back to the 1800's when if someone was to be rushed or hurried they would respond with "gimmie one cotton pickin' second!"

GuyFace: Hey! you done with that there thingur?
GirlFace: Gimmie one cotton pickin' second! 3.4 seconds to be exact!

by TheInfamousKiDd September 27, 2014