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When you, or your friend, ding ding ditches a house by using a strap on dildo to ring the doorbell.

Extra points for fucking your friend in the ass after ringing the doorbell. Your friend must finish before someone answers the door.
"What did you do this weekend?"
" I dildong ditched with my friend. He fucked me in the ass afterwards and I came everywhere. The old dude who answered the door was super surprised. It was awesome."
by CordizzleDick February 19, 2016
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