dildongus

A dingus who works at McDonald's at 2 am.

I ordered extra pickles today but dang Dildongus forgot them.

dildongus by Zaklore October 4, 2021

Dildonkulous 

/'dildōnkyələs/ Adjective: WAYYY beyond ridiculous and ridonkulous. This echelon of absurdity can only be associated with dildos.

Stacy: Can you believe Adam didn't reply to my texts last night?

Rebecca: No way! I can't -

A dildo swoops through the air, slaps Rebecca forcefully on the cheek and flies away.

Rebecca: Oh my god, what was that?

Stacy: I don't know, girl. That was dildonkulous!

Dildonkulous by JulianoBodega October 31, 2012

dildonium 

The hardest metal element known to women and gay men.

Let's make a new spacecraft out of dildonium.

dildonium by DanSexy January 6, 2008

DildoNose 

Dildonose is an emoji on iphones that looks like a red mask with a nose similar to a dildo (womens sex toy that imitates a male penis.) the emoji looks like this: 👺

Dildonose accolite: Have you taken a moment to worship our lord and savior dildonose in the church of dildo nosilian?
Man in doorway of house: no but i wil!!

DildoNose by Dildonoseee January 14, 2019

dildong

noun

1. synonymous with 'dildo', a fake penis.

2. as with 'dildo', may be used in pejorative sense to refer to a person of questionable judgment or character.

It looks like another lonely night: just me, my dildong, and this netflix documentary on the African diamond trade.

dildong by pseudonympho December 1, 2009

DildoNose 

An emoji for iphones consisting of a red mask with a nose in the shape of a dildo. The emoji looks like this:👺

Dildonose worshiper: Have you been to the church downtown yet? Its called the church of dildo nosilian, we worship lord and savior dildonose there.
Man: No but i will check it out can i have a panflit describing the religion?

DildoNose by Dildonoseee January 14, 2019

Chronic Dildonis

When someone gets an erection but instead of the penis becoming swollen with blood it gradually becomes smaller and eventually retracts into one’s body.

Person 1: Bro did you bang that chick last night?
Person 2: Nah man I have chronic dildonis, there’s no hope for me.

Chronic Dildonis by Kdaddy&Pat February 16, 2019