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DildoNose 

Dildonose is an emoji on iphones that looks like a red mask with a nose similar to a dildo (womens sex toy that imitates a male penis.) the emoji looks like this: 👺
Dildonose accolite: Have you taken a moment to worship our lord and savior dildonose in the church of dildo nosilian?
Man in doorway of house: no but i wil!!
DildoNose by Dildonoseee January 14, 2019
noun

1. synonymous with 'dildo', a fake penis.

2. as with 'dildo', may be used in pejorative sense to refer to a person of questionable judgment or character.
It looks like another lonely night: just me, my dildong, and this netflix documentary on the African diamond trade.
dildong by pseudonympho December 1, 2009

DildoNose 

An emoji for iphones consisting of a red mask with a nose in the shape of a dildo. The emoji looks like this:👺
Dildonose worshiper: Have you been to the church downtown yet? Its called the church of dildo nosilian, we worship lord and savior dildonose there.
Man: No but i will check it out can i have a panflit describing the religion?
DildoNose by Dildonoseee January 14, 2019

dildonor 

Someone who donates dildos to people with sexual desire.
Child: I want a dildo.
Mother: The dildonor granted your wish.
dildonor by gregben June 8, 2021

dildonot 

A dangerous dildo never intended to actually be used.
After mistaking a dildonot for her regular sex toy, Mary accidentally gave herself a prolapsed uterus.
dildonot by Hlalakar June 6, 2020

ding dong dingilly-dong dong-dillongo 

Dont touch my ding dong dingilly-dong dong-dillongo bitch!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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