A female prosthetic phallus made from a meat based dough, most likely meatball mix, to cover a She wee (a funnel used by women to urinate standing up, commonly used at festivals)

Think I'm gonna make a dildough for Glasto, see you in a bit

Dildough by Gingle October 28, 2010

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Dildough

Noun (from Old/Mid. English): The primary ingredient in a most celebrated food of Ol' Glastonbury, Pickle Bread.

What dost thou on thyne mind have?! Yea verily, ye c'n no a'bacen thyne Pickle Bread withe nary an clove of Dildough! Ye 'ave nigh an clue.

Dildough by Jesus Tap Dancing Christ July 7, 2010

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dildouche

An amalgamation of the words 'dildo' and 'douche.' A dildouche is more commonly referred to as a choch

Oh my god, Phillip. You're such a dildouche.

dildouche by silentjay April 9, 2007

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dildouche

a term coined by Jonathan Jokerst that is used to describe a person who is experiencing qualities that are feminine like a dildo, yet idiotic and ridiculous as ones portrayed by a douche; thus morphing the person into the phrase "dildouche".

"Did you see Roger last night? He was being such a dildouche!"

"The way you hang out with girls all the time and have a shitty personality leaves me to the conclusion that you must be a dildouche."

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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