dickwart

1) Someone who thinks their better than everyone else. A self-centered prick.

2) A itchy, painful wart that can grow on a penis caused by gay sex.

A) That guy is such a fucking dickwart!!

B) Gosh dammit my dickwart itches so bad!!!!

by monk24 April 25, 2007

A whole dickworth

An SI measurement used to determine various large quantities.

"How fast were you going over the speed limit?"
"A whole dickworth!"

"How much of a headass is HRM?"
"A whole dickworth"

by Toasty99 February 10, 2017

DickWarmer

A small lap dog, usually from Mexico that will nest on your cock to keep it warm. You must be carful because on a bad day they can become dick stompers.

Unc: Steve have u seen my dickwarmer?
Steve: I think I saw it running around the kitchen

by Lordgumby November 20, 2016

dickwarming

The act of penetration between male and female, but not having the sex motion. Just cuddling with your penis inside of her: she keeps your dick warm.

“We were laying in bed, and I skipped it inside. We were dickwarming all night”

by Nicaddictlol December 6, 2020

dickwater

Water stirred by the dick.

Here honey, I just made you a nice glass of dickwater.

by Z CUP November 9, 2007

Dickwat

A dickwat is a combination between a dick and a twat creating the ultimate insult.

Omg Jess you are SUCH a dickwat

by Michaelfitzgerald February 20, 2018

dickfart

When you masturbate so many times in one day that, at climax, you ejaculate nothing but air (also known as a ghost load).

Man, I beat it so many times yesterday that I was just dickfarting by the seventh time!

by DeAndre Coleman III December 19, 2013