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dickworthy 

when a woman is worthy of having your dick in her
I would fuck Mary, but she just isn't dickworthy.
dickworthy by Johnny Tats January 3, 2008

dickworthy 

A term used by the lonely geeks in my Calculus class. Often used in the context of an attractive young male that they'd enjoy giving a nice buttfuck, hence the term 'dickworthy'. Ironically, most of them think that sex is the integral of e to the x.
"Man, that guy is suck a twink... Definitely dickworthy."

"Sex? Sex? What is that? The integral of e^x? Surely, it must be!"
dickworthy by Spammity Calamity! January 14, 2008

A whole dickworth 

An SI measurement used to determine various large quantities.
"How fast were you going over the speed limit?"
"A whole dickworth!"

"How much of a headass is HRM?"
"A whole dickworth"
A whole dickworth by Toasty99 February 10, 2017

Duckworth 

A symbol of serious hidden depression at schools. When someone is very fucking depressed on the inside, but on the outside are to damn kind and smiles a lot. Everyone likes them for literally no damn reason except for how funny they are. So when someone has a very kind friend that is semi-depressed, nickname them Duckworth!
"You little Duckworth!"
Duckworth by rcsamDuckworth May 3, 2019

Duckworthism Disease 

The Duckworthism Disease is defined as a condition found in people who are prone to whining, a full out cry baby, or a tantrum in it's most extreme form. Also known as a
Duckworthy attack or Ducky meltdown, or most commonly known as chucking a Duckworth
Shannon Duckworth: Why do you all say such mean things about me? I am leaving now and I am never returning ever again!

Lisa G: Oh Shannon, please hold yourself together, we don't hate anyone here, it's all shitz n' gigglez, don't take it so personally.

Higz: Lisa I have tried to explain it to her. Shannon, it may seem like hate going on here, but it is all synthetic, not real hate, we're just messing around with you.

Shannon Duckworth: I don't care for it, you are such mean people, I'm never returning, you lot are an evil bunch! I'm outta here!

Lisa G: Higz, I think she is having another Ducky meltdown, obviously she is having an attack of the Duckworthism Disease

Higz: That's right Lisa, she hasn't had her Duckworthism booster shot yet

Shannon Duckworth: That does it you are all an evil bunch, I am leaving now!

Lisa G: Shannon, you have been saying that for weeks now, just go then, leave

Shannon Duckworth: I mean it, I AM LEAVING NOW! GOOD BYE HATERS!

Duckworth 

the greatest song of all time, written by Kendrick Lamar Duckworth.
‘this song is fire, what’s it called?’ ‘Duckworth.’
Duckworth by anonymous June 2, 2023