Stirred
Stirred by Afellowbiscuit45 October 30, 2017
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Stirred Marteini
Stirred Marteini by Skuli December 9, 2017
stirred the turd
stirred the turd by Emmet Kiley April 20, 2013
Stirred Nesquik
When a white person tans to the point where they look black. Just like how Nesquik is stirred into milk to make it darker
So Ariana Grande thought that she could come out here looking like some stirred nesquik and thought we weren't gonna notice?
Stirred Nesquik by Yung Dark Chocolate May 25, 2019
stirred not jacked off
stirred not jacked off by Sambista March 25, 2009
Stirred it With My Big Toe
An expression signifying that one is especially proud of a batch of food that they have prepared.
A metaphor, likely originating from the fact that the foot is thought of as dirty, and dirt may equal seasoning, and the toe was used to add this extra "seasoning" to food. Nobody, of course, literally put their toe into a batch of food; this expression is purely metaphorical to my knowledge.
A metaphor, likely originating from the fact that the foot is thought of as dirty, and dirt may equal seasoning, and the toe was used to add this extra "seasoning" to food. Nobody, of course, literally put their toe into a batch of food; this expression is purely metaphorical to my knowledge.
Grandson: "Grandmama, this mac 'n cheese taste good."
Grandma: "Mhm, I stirred it with my big toe!"
Grandson: "Huh?"
Grandma: "Mhm, I stirred it with my big toe!"
Grandson: "Huh?"
Stirred it With My Big Toe by nicktunes07 September 8, 2025
Caramel Double-Stirred Coffee
After experiencing fellatio, a man ejaculates in his partner's mouth. Then he proceeds to defecate while afflicted with diarrhoea inside his partner's mouth. Then he stirs the mixture with his dick. Then the partner swallows.
She says, " Last night my bf gave me the Caramel Double-Stirred Coffee".
Her friend - "How'd it taste?"
She - "Slightly salty, but with a distinct taste of cheese."
Her friend - "How'd it taste?"
She - "Slightly salty, but with a distinct taste of cheese."
Caramel Double-Stirred Coffee by ReallyMessedUpGuy#1996 May 1, 2021
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