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A small lap dog, usually from Mexico that will nest on your cock to keep it warm. You must be carful because on a bad day they can become dick stompers.
Unc: Steve have u seen my dickwarmer?
Steve: I think I saw it running around the kitchen
by Lordgumby November 20, 2016
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A pussy,cunt ect. because if you stick your dick in it it will keep it warm on a cold day.
I need Kathy's hot little dick warmer on a cold night like this.
by Deep blue 2012 November 23, 2009
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Uncommon phrase synonymous with the human mouth. Generally used by male military personnel, in a derogatory context, directed at other male service members.
Shut your dickwarmers and get back to work, fuckheads!
by thekaji August 11, 2008
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someone who warms up dicks for a profession.
"hey man what do you do for a living?"
"oh, im a dickwarmer."
"wtf? what the hell is that?"
"I warm dicks."
"oh cool, how much does it pay?"
"fuck you fagget"
by jeffd7765 July 10, 2008
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When a man, normally a pimp, calls his ho that he frequently uses between sex and uses her for pleasure, no love, no money, and the ho gets rejected for cash.
Pimp 1: Yo have you seen my Dick Warmer lately?
Pimp 2: Wait what? Oh you mean your ho?

Pimp 1: You can tell yo ass is new to the pimpin' game.

Oh lawdy
by RaWrz-Cupcakes44 June 10, 2014
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