DickWarmer

A small lap dog, usually from Mexico that will nest on your cock to keep it warm. You must be carful because on a bad day they can become dick stompers.

Unc: Steve have u seen my dickwarmer?
Steve: I think I saw it running around the kitchen

by Lordgumby November 20, 2016

dickwarming

The act of penetration between male and female, but not having the sex motion. Just cuddling with your penis inside of her: she keeps your dick warm.

“We were laying in bed, and I skipped it inside. We were dickwarming all night”

by Nicaddictlol December 07, 2020

Dickwarmer

Uncommon phrase synonymous with the human mouth. Generally used by male military personnel, in a derogatory context, directed at other male service members.

Shut your dickwarmers and get back to work, fuckheads!

by thekaji August 12, 2008

dickwarmer

someone who warms up dicks for a profession.

"hey man what do you do for a living?"
"oh, im a dickwarmer."
"wtf? what the hell is that?"
"I warm dicks."
"oh cool, how much does it pay?"
"nothing"
"fuck you fagget"

by jeffd7765 July 11, 2008