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dickfart 

A self-important man who doesn't command the respect that he believes he does and therefore is not taken seriously by his peers and cohorts.

Often, as means to extract comedic value from a dickfart, he will be led to believe that his misbegotten status is legitimate, further making his false sense of authority appear that much more absurd.
I can't believe that dickfart just tried to tell us all how to do our jobs. How can he think he has any credibility when he doesn't even prepare for the meeting?
dickfart by hinder90 February 23, 2010

dickfart 

dickfart is the term used to describe the air bubbles that leak with cum from the head of the penis after ejaculation..
" jim is having a dickfart, as the cum bubbles drip"
dickfart by Cuntessa August 30, 2008

dickfart 

The result of inserting a straw into your urethera and inflating your bladder with air in order to expel it in a man kweef of utter devastation. Best applied at close range and post coitus.
Dude, it's called a dickfart. It's kind of self explanitory.
dickfart by BJ Giacco December 14, 2007

dickfart 

a dick fart is when gay men are having sex and when 1 guys dick is n the other guys ass then the guy with the dick in his ass farts
When deuce and dustin were having gay sex deuce dickfarted when dustins dick was in his ass.
dickfart by rejioa December 26, 2007

dickfart 

Gaseous secretion from a Male's penile tracts after a long, dedicated session of sexual intercourse.
"Billy's penis let out a long tasty dickfart after sex with Karen"
dickfart by Jake111111 January 25, 2009