When you masturbate so many times in one day that, at climax, you ejaculate nothing but air (also known as a ghost load).
by DeAndre Coleman III December 20, 2013
A self-important man who doesn't command the respect that he believes he does and therefore is not taken seriously by his peers and cohorts.
Often, as means to extract comedic value from a dickfart, he will be led to believe that his misbegotten status is legitimate, further making his false sense of authority appear that much more absurd.
Often, as means to extract comedic value from a dickfart, he will be led to believe that his misbegotten status is legitimate, further making his false sense of authority appear that much more absurd.
I can't believe that dickfart just tried to tell us all how to do our jobs. How can he think he has any credibility when he doesn't even prepare for the meeting?
by hinder90 February 23, 2010
dickfart is the term used to describe the air bubbles that leak with cum from the head of the penis after ejaculation..
by Cuntessa May 10, 2006
The result of inserting a straw into your urethera and inflating your bladder with air in order to expel it in a man kweef of utter devastation. Best applied at close range and post coitus.
by BJ Giacco November 16, 2007
a dick fart is when gay men are having sex and when 1 guys dick is n the other guys ass then the guy with the dick in his ass farts
by rejioa November 26, 2007
Gaseous secretion from a Male's penile tracts after a long, dedicated session of sexual intercourse.
by Jake111111 January 25, 2009
the word that females call a guy who is totally messed up
he is messed up n is the male version of a SLIME
these are the characteristics of a DICKFART
- they go out with girls only for sex
- they say they love u but they know its a lie
- they make u feel like something but then take that feeling back away from you
-they are always SEXYY n totally LOVABLE
-basically they are liars and FAKES
he is messed up n is the male version of a SLIME
these are the characteristics of a DICKFART
- they go out with girls only for sex
- they say they love u but they know its a lie
- they make u feel like something but then take that feeling back away from you
-they are always SEXYY n totally LOVABLE
-basically they are liars and FAKES
before : wow i'm so in love with keith
after : he lied to me n broke my heart. keith is sucha dickfart =/
after : he lied to me n broke my heart. keith is sucha dickfart =/
by Chanelliepooh February 07, 2008