dickwarming 

The act of penetration between male and female, but not having the sex motion. Just cuddling with your penis inside of her: she keeps your dick warm.

“We were laying in bed, and I skipped it inside. We were dickwarming all night”

dickwarming by Nicaddictlol December 6, 2020

DickTarping 

The art of covering a rule breakers automobile in large erect or flaccid penises. DickTarping is a community response to an individual failing to adhere to the simple rule of covering or removing your auto from the burn. It typically consist of one or more drunken burners with paint markers and a well placed sense of participation/immediacy and civic responsibility. Dicktarpers should be rejoiced and admired for there tireless and unsung efforts to keep the community ugly auto free.

"Why are there dicks all over my car" - Unruly participant
"Because you're a dick" - Smiling drunken Dicktarper
"Oh" - Sad participant
"Dicktarping for life" - laughing content drunken Dicktarper

DickTarping by Askewd Jackassery January 6, 2012

Dicewaring 

1) The battle between opposing factions of dice empires. Often results in total world domination.

2) Responding to the order of a computer apps teacher to get off the internet by telling him where to shove it.

1) Hot chick: "hey hows it going"
You: "Shut up bitch im dicewaring here!"

2) Mr. T(non black one): "Turn off all internet and games and open up Excel"

You: "Fuck you Mr. T"

Dicewaring by hurkadurkadurka1 March 19, 2008

Dickpalming 

The process of drawing a penis on the palm of your hand and then tricking someone into looking at it.

"Why do you have a dick drawn on your hand?"
"Oh, dude, I was just dickpalming some people. I dickpalmed Robin so hard."

Dickpalming by mothgoo January 30, 2012

Dickwashing 

An equivalent to whitewashing where one assumes the gender of an unspecified person to be male based on subconscious stereotyping

“Dude if my FBI agent is reading this, he’s gonna be so grossed out.”
“Bro stop dickwashing, what if the FBI agent is a women huh?”

Dickwashing by Gayrey August 17, 2018

Dickwanting 

Often used to describe a friend who wants that dick. And you just know they want it.

Man, it is so obvious that Kaitlyn is just… dickwanting.

Dickwanting by Freaky Farmer December 18, 2022

Dickwanting 

Used to describe an acquaintance that you just know… wants that dick

Man, Kaitlyn is just so… dickwanting.

Dickwanting by Freaky Farmer December 18, 2022