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Dickwat

A dickwat is a combination between a dick and a twat creating the ultimate insult.
Omg Jess you are SUCH a dickwat
by Michaelfitzgerald February 20, 2018
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Prepubescent dickwat

Used to describe teenagers or adults as a childish nonsensical monkey.
"You prepubescent dickwat! You are the worse example of what an adult is suppose to be"
by Potato Effigy August 21, 2020
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Dickmatized

When the dick is so good you become utterly hypnotized by the guy that gave it to you
My friend Allen has stalkers. They've been dickmatized
by Memequeensupreme December 1, 2021
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DICKEATING

1. Over Praising someone, saying more than a simple "Good Job" or "Congratulations"

2. Being hype over a situation that has nothing at all to do with you.

3. Copying or agreeing with everything a person says.

4. Excessive hypeness of a situation that is done and gone.

5. Saying something you hear other people say without knowing what it means, or because it sounds cool.

6. Changing yourself to fit with people that don't like you.

7. A constant follower of someone (I'm not talking about twitter.)
Ex: 1.

*John makes a 3-point shot*
His Friends: Nice shot, John.
The dickeater: That was a nice shot, John. I don't think I've ever seen someone do that! You're the best!
John and His Friends: Stop DICKEATING.

Ex: 2.

Susie: stfu stupid bitch . Suck a dick you lame ass whore.
Angelica: FOH duck ass hoe. I will knock you the fuck out.
Mary: Angelica you not gonna knock No one out, Bitch!
Angelica and Susie: Stop DICKEATING.

Ex: 3.

Me: I'm so hungry.
dickeater: Me too.
Me: I think I want some McDonalds.
Dickeater: Me too.
Me: I'm not hungry anymore.
Dickeater: Me either.
Me: You shouldn't be. You been DICKEATING all day.

Ex: 4.

*Teacher Yells at a Tiyanna*
*30 minutes later*
Person: Ahahaha, the teacher yelled at you.
Tiyanna: That's old. Stop DICKEATING.

Ex: 5.

Boy and his friends: Hahah you fighting it.
Other boy: Ha yeah yall are fighting it.
Boy: Do you know what that even means?
Other boy: No.
Boy: Then stop DICKEATING.

Ex: 6.

Sasha: I like emus.
Becky: Ew, emus are fake ass uggs.
Sasha: Yeah I really don't like them that much.
Me: You DICKEATING.

Ex: 7.
*Bart and Milhouse going every where together, But Bart is leading.*

Me: Why Milhouse always following him?
Friend: Cause he DICKEATING.
by @RanduhmKwotes March 9, 2012
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Dickhater

The worse possible insult someone could have called you, but 10x worse.
"Felicia stole my fruit snack, shes such a dickhater"
by toa_of_coffee February 8, 2018
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Dickmatized

When the dick is so good you start too catch feelings for the guy. When really your just catching feelings for the dick.
Becky: I really think I'm falling for this guy.

Me: He is not a good guy for you. You're just dickmatized.
by FreeFlow January 31, 2017
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Dickmatized

When your brain tricks you into thinking this man is the most perfect person ever and you can’t see anything wrong with him, then causes you to get attached and gain feelings for him. Which leads you to do absolutely anything and everything just to keep him by your side.
He’s literally so perfect, i think I’m dickmatized
by alecsis July 10, 2020
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