Dickula

Dickula is a combo of Dick and Dracula (Dracula is known for being the strongest vampire in the world). Dracula uses his sharp fangs to suck blood. Dickula is used as a nickname for someone who eats pussy on period or has period sex. Or Dickula can be used as a penis entering a bloody bag (dick is referenced to a fang of a vampire)

Sandra: “ I really wanted to have sex with Jeramy on Friday, but I started my period that morning. I was so upset.”

Carrie: “wait but didn’t you say you guys had sex?”
Sandra: “yeah we did.. his dickula pounded my pussy so hard”

Carrie: “ honestly.. helps with the cramps!”

by Dykeasaurs February 21, 2022

Count Dickula

1. A phenomenally creative dirty talk phrase for a male lover
2. An unpleasant person

1. "Oh God, Count Dickula, keep it up!" Sally said.

2. James: Haha, put shit in your locker

Dylan: Fuck off, Count Dickula

by LRayboi March 6, 2011

Dickplant

The art of burrowing ones knob deep into a pot of mud.

James: Hear about Tom at work? His wife caught him with his dick burrowed deep in soil.

Adam: What, you have never given Dickplant ago?... It keeps the cock fertilised!

by CannabisKings March 29, 2019

Dickslandees

Dickslandees is a disease which triggers your brain at exact 12pm to slap butts of other people. Dank Rishu was the first person diagnosed with this deadly disease.

He suffers from dickslandees

by Vau fan March 19, 2021

dicklash

A stress injury to the neck caused by sucking dick or otherwise orally receiving a phallus.

Katharine: Ah! My neck has been killing me since last night!

Kevin: Did you go out with Long Dick Larry again? Girl, you better sue that cat for giving you dicklash!

by melidollabillz February 7, 2014

the dickslapper experience

to have large amounts of filth and pabst blue ribbon drenched upon your nekid, quivering body. usually accompanied with the worlds worst scumrock band based out of the southern burbs of chicago

look at that bastard twitch....and he smells awful....must of encountered the dickslapper experience

by antibob the goat master November 22, 2011

dickslave

Dick Slave - A person who slaves his/her Dick, aka, beating the meat, or jacking off.

Hey Sean Get the fuck out of the bathroom and stop being a dickslave!

by Hemispherical August 31, 2008