Dickulate

When you check out a guy and speculate the length and girth of his dick. Experts who specialize in this artform are known as dick psychics.

"As my friend and I checked out the guy at the next table, we dickulated that he had a long, but skinny cock."

by 2wildchics May 20, 2014

de-dickulate

The act of cutting off a mans penis after he has cheated.

I caught him in bed with my sister, so I de-dickulated him.

by psfan May 16, 2011

Dickhater

The worse possible insult someone could have called you, but 10x worse.

"Felicia stole my fruit snack, shes such a dickhater"

by toa_of_coffee February 8, 2018

dickbeaters

hands (male)

Hey Jimmy, get those dirty dickbeaters of yours off my desk!

by The Sarge November 14, 2003

dickeater

someone who’s always on somebody dick. this can be in the form of copying, showing fake love that’s really hate, or excessive trolling.

you know remy? he’s such a fuckin dickeater

by Fuckboy October 16, 2020

dickslave

Dick Slave - A person who slaves his/her Dick, aka, beating the meat, or jacking off.

Hey Sean Get the fuck out of the bathroom and stop being a dickslave!

by Hemispherical August 31, 2008

Dickeater

someone thats swagger jacking or copying somebody elses style.
someone thats real joe about someone one else ability

Guy 1: Lil wayne is the best rapper alive.
Guy 2: there you go dickeating dude again
Theres a thin line between fan and dickeater and I think your flirting with it.

by Antonio Porterfield April 1, 2008