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Dickulate 

When you check out a guy and speculate the length and girth of his dick. Experts who specialize in this artform are known as dick psychics.
"As my friend and I checked out the guy at the next table, we dickulated that he had a long, but skinny cock."
Dickulate by 2wildchics May 20, 2014
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de-dickulate

The act of cutting off a mans penis after he has cheated.
I caught him in bed with my sister, so I de-dickulated him.
de-dickulate by psfan May 16, 2011

Dickhater 

The worse possible insult someone could have called you, but 10x worse.
"Felicia stole my fruit snack, shes such a dickhater"
Dickhater by toa_of_coffee February 8, 2018

dickbeaters 

Hey Jimmy, get those dirty dickbeaters of yours off my desk!
dickbeaters by The Sarge November 14, 2003

dickeater 

someone who’s always on somebody dick. this can be in the form of copying, showing fake love that’s really hate, or excessive trolling.
you know remy? he’s such a fuckin dickeater
dickeater by Fuckboy October 16, 2020
Dick Slave - A person who slaves his/her Dick, aka, beating the meat, or jacking off.
Hey Sean Get the fuck out of the bathroom and stop being a dickslave!
dickslave by Hemispherical August 31, 2008

Dickeater 

someone thats swagger jacking or copying somebody elses style.
someone thats real joe about someone one else ability
Guy 1: Lil wayne is the best rapper alive.
Guy 2: there you go dickeating dude again
Theres a thin line between fan and dickeater and I think your flirting with it.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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