dickular

having qualities like a dick, as in the insult to someone you're pissed off or annoyed at or an actual penis, derived from the word perpendicular, which has no similar meaning whatsoever

You're being very dickular today.

That sculpture you made looks strangely dickular.

dickular by Mikey_Mausoleum December 22, 2009

dickular

Slang for dick or boner

Guy 1: whats that
Guy 2: my dickular on your nose

dickular by Paul Goldberg October 7, 2006

dickular torsion

(n.) It's like a purple nurple for your penis.

My wife was pissed at me last night... dickular torsion was the punishment that ensued.

dickular torsion by BigW777 November 21, 2015

Dickular damage

When you injure your pee pee. Often done on accident. Often ends in loss of dick, or extreme injury of dick. Often happens to blue collar individuals or DIYers.

Brad: bro i just saw Shane drop the circular saw on his crotch while cutting a plank of wood on his lap. He suffered major dickular damage. What a dumbass!

Patrick: I was in the garage heating up a piece of metal in the vise, and it fell onto my crotch and melted through my shorts. My cock ended up burning in half. Major dickular damage was done, and now my flag is at half staff.

Dickular damage by Dirty Antwan May 6, 2026

extra dickular activities 

Any extra activities that you and your penis are engaging in outside of normal sex; hand-jobs, blow-jobs etc etc

Our President was impeached because he was having "extra dickular activities" with a chubby intern.

extra dickular activities by HOGS-BACK February 7, 2022

Dickulate 

When you check out a guy and speculate the length and girth of his dick. Experts who specialize in this artform are known as dick psychics.

"As my friend and I checked out the guy at the next table, we dickulated that he had a long, but skinny cock."

Dickulate by 2wildchics May 20, 2014

dicklarious 

Something so funny it makes your weiner wiggle when you laugh.

"That was dicklarious."

dicklarious by xSexybeastx December 18, 2008