dickulator

A combination of a calculator and a dictionary. A term commonly used by high school geometry students.

George: "Dude I can't spell isosceles"
Bob: "Here, borrow my dickulator"

by Dickulator69 October 14, 2009

dickulator

When a sexy ass man has to calculate how long it has been since a woman has had sex. .

Heather

“I haven’t had sex in 6 months. I need to at least 5 times a week.”
Les

“ouch. that’s 260 times you missed!”
H “are you using a calculator?
L “nope, My hard & horny brain”
H “so, your dickulator?”
L “yup”

by HBombD May 15, 2022

Dickanator

1. A short person of the masculine variety, often also small in stature, whose actions are wholly reflective of their goal to prove they do not have a small penis or otherwise assert their masculinity.

Man, that guy Sandy is such a dickanator.

I swear to god, if I get called a homofag by those whiny ten-year-old dickanators on Xbox Live one more time I'm going to go postal in a kindergarten.

by TaylorBryant April 7, 2009

Dicktator

A dictator that happens to be a real dick or asshole

Hitler was a true dicktator who threw a tantrum because he didn't get into art school.

by KevinHughes21 September 2, 2016

Dicktator

One who, while recieving head, forces their partner's head up and down their shaft.

Girl 1: How was your hook-up last night?
Girl 2: It was going well, but then I went down on him and he's a total dicktator!
Girl 1: Oh snap, thats so demeaning!

by theopressed11 July 19, 2009

dicktatorship

The totalitarian government ruled by the phallace.

Chick A: So turns out Rory's addicted to midgetporn. He wants me to dress up as a wood elf for halloween.
Chick B: Dude, too bad men are ruled completely by their penises.
Chick A: Fo sho. What a dicktatorship.

by pissamind November 22, 2009

DICKtatorship

To be controlled or dominated by a man

Guy1 "Dude my girlfriend wont let me do anything"
Guy2 "that sucks dude but i aint a pussy, i own my woman, its a DICKtatorship"

by Wildo 69 April 1, 2010