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Dickularity 

The accumulation of so many penises that the actual accounting for the individual number of dicks, penises, and cocks becomes impossible to quantify. Dickularities (pl.) are normally generated around the mouths of ex-girlfriends, ex-wives, ex-boyfriends, and ex-husbands who are attempting to make up for time lost.

A dickularity emulates all the aspects of a black hole (singularity), except instead of light, it's schlongs that can never escape.
Becky's become a dickularity after Tom broke up with her; I heard you can't get within 50 meters of her without her sucking you in.

Literally.
Dickularity by Brazerican January 13, 2021

The Dickularity 

Much like The Singularity is the moment that AI (Artificial Intelligence) becomes so good that you can't tell the difference between it and a human brain - The Dickularity is the moment when men and women are practically indistinguishable.

When The Dickularity happens, you'll have to start a romance in stages:

Looks: are you attracted to each other?

Personality: does this person interest me mentally? Or does this person make me want to jump out of a 7 story window?

Genital Compatibility: you arrange a Genital Reveal Party to determine if this is going to work in the bedroom.
Example: Dave found out that his dating pool was severely lacking in females interested in spending time with him, so he began to explore The Dickularity for other options.
The Dickularity by Wetpapersack2 February 15, 2023

Dankularity 

When the project to create the ultimate dank meme posting AI comes to fruition it will be known as the "Dankularity." It is the point where the gravity of the dank memes posted by the Artificial Intelligence actually begins to draw in more dank memes simply by effect of its dankness.
The machines became self-aware in less than a second, they exceeded all knowledge of the human race in less than ten seconds and finally reached a point of Dankularity.
Dankularity by acyde July 10, 2016

dingularity 

When all your dingleberries join in to one gob of shit and you rip them out by the roots
You should see the giant dingularity that I pulled out of my ass crack in the shower this morning
dingularity by zuluhot August 31, 2021

Dicksparity

When you get dick but not on a regular basis.
of course I’m in a bad mood, Karen ! I’m suffering from dicksparity”
Dicksparity by Napp23 March 10, 2021

drinkularity 

The point where you meet an attractive woman but you've had too much to drink, talk utter shite and totally fuck it up before collapsing into a black hole of stupidity and self-loathing.
Judging by the look on her face, he's just fallen into the drinkularity
drinkularity by wiretapper July 19, 2018