dicktocrat

Autocrat who uses the levers of government to undermine a democracy.

Donald Trump and Viktor Orban are dicktocrats of the first order.

dicktocrat by Ampersand Troykosnitch December 30, 2023

dickoration 

The act of decorating one's penis through methods including but not limited to:
- tattoos
- diamonds
- stickers
- wax paintings
- gems
- piercings

Synonyms: pejazzling, aka. penis vajazzling.

"Oh Pedro, your dickorations make my vajazzles tingle."

dickoration by The Vajazzlers September 12, 2014

Dickscratcher 

A dispatcher who has a superiority complex, suffers from Narcissistic Personality Disorder and gets off exercising their power over others.

Amelia is a real dickscratcher for sending our unit 20 miles to that facility when there is another one parked out front of the facility!

Dickscratcher by douche-hater July 15, 2010

dickscratch 

a person of low intellect; a buffoonish doucher.

Look at that guy trying pick up that girl, what a dickscratch.

dickscratch by HoTranBrasky December 10, 2009

Dickocrite

Person who is not only a hypocrite, but also a major dick about it. They think they are holier then tho while all the time plotting evil and crushing cities like Godzilla, whilst wearing a t-shirt that says "NOT ME"

A HYPOCRITE goes to church on Sundays but cheats on their husband. A DICKOCRITE goes to church on Sunday, and cheats on their husband with his brother.

A HYPOCRITE says their vegan and wears TShirts advertising soy...a DICKOCRITE wears said TShirt while eating CHEESE.

"Richard is such a dickocrite...he yelled at me because I cheated on my test, but I just found out he has been sleeping with my best friend for 3 months.

Dickocrite by poon1004 August 13, 2013

Dickorate 

Any sort of decoration on a dick. Similar to the famous "Vagazzle", this would be the same on male parts.

When my girlfriend came over for the holidays, rather than bore her with decorating the house, and the tree, I had her dickorate me.

Dickorate by St0nyW33d October 6, 2010

Dictochat 

The natural usage of the Nintendo DS wireless chat rooms to draw a variety of penises for strangers to admire and enjoy. Happens often at conventions.

Hey, stop watching that game demo, there's some serious dictochat going on.

Dictochat by C-Rim January 8, 2011